Whatever you do

[Jon855]

Last night I downed 12 of Miller High Life and I was driving around afterwards... Surely enough I got pulled over and I was glad cause I was lost I reckon I bribed the officer cause I'm missing 60 buck At least I've no record still and am squeaky clean but scary... I didn't know that I am addicted to booze so much until this morning... I'm so glad I didn;t cause no harm and am all right. Lesson in life don;t drink and drive. I wasn't drinking and drive but I was drunk fairly enough to not be driving... Oh well just wanted you guys to know...

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

if this is true you are a douche, and wish you'd have hit a tree.

 

[meltdown75]

shens

 

[slightlyhuman]

gg luck

 

[KillyKillall]

This reads as if you're drunk right now.

Originally posted by: Jon855I'm so glad I didn;t cause no harm and am all right. Lesson in life don;t drink and drive. I wasn't drinking and drive but I was drunk fairly enough to not be driving..

Be happy you didn't kill someone....and do us all a favor..lock yourself in your basement.

 

[Encryptic]

Riiiiiight....

Congratulations on your missed date with Darwin.

Here's your flamesuit.

 

[imported_Cameron]

shens

 

[DougK62]

To know what? That you're an idiot? Mission accomplished.

 

[Jon855]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
shens

No shens seriously... I was so out of it and I'm glad I'm alrighty now and I am shocked that the officer didn't take me in seriously. I don't remember much but just don't do it. I was stupid and drunk. I shouldn't be driving around at all, I guess I got mad cuz I lost Texas Hold Em...

 

[Juice Box]

you might want to find someone to learn you some english...:roll:

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: Jon855

Originally posted by: meltdown75
shens

No shens seriously... I was so out of it and I'm glad I'm alrighty now and I am shocked that the officer didn't take me in seriously. I don't remember much but just don't do it. I was stupid and drunk. I shouldn't be driving around at all, I guess I got mad cuz I lost Texas Hold Em...

you + clueless cop = pair of dunces.

never bet on a pair of dunces, you'll lose every time. :beer: enjoy!

 

[slightlyhuman]

Originally posted by: Jon855

Originally posted by: meltdown75
shens

No shens seriously... I was so out of it and I'm glad I'm alrighty now and I am shocked that the officer didn't take me in seriously. I don't remember much but just don't do it. I was stupid and drunk. I shouldn't be driving around at all, I guess I got mad cuz I lost Texas Hold Em...

my bro got a d dub last year in his first semester of college. i've never been at the wheel while drunk. i drink every weekend, not trying to sound like a bad ass or anything but i never drive and always put my keys/wallet/phone in a locker before i get heavily intoxicated. if i go out in public(usually we party at my place) i take about $20 and my id and that's all.

 

[Xyclone]

Originally posted by: Juice Box
you might want to find someone to learn you some english...:roll:

and stop drinking...

 

[mrrman]

people like this are losers

 

[Jon855]

Originally posted by: mrrman
people like this are losers

:thumbsup: I agree, I'm even shocked that i drove and I don't remember it at all but I remember the police and then I am at my sister's house, the police pulled me over just a block away which problly was why he let me go or whatever.

 

[Rudee]

A former coworker of mine was involved in an impared driving accident in which he permanantly disabled another individual (victim has been in a wheelchair since 1992). The victim successfully sued him and he is financially ruined for life. His wife left him and he's left with nothing but a tiny appartment and the memories of a normal life before he made his stupid mistake. Don't think it can't happen to you, because if you drink and drive you are gambling, and you will eventually lose bigtime.

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
if this is true you are a douche, and wish you'd have hit a tree.

 

[Jon855]

Originally posted by: Rudee
A former coworker of mine was involved in an impared driving accident in which he permanantly disabled another individual (victim has been in a wheelchair since 1992). The victim successfully sued him and he is financially ruined for life. His wife left him and he's left with nothing but a tiny appartment and the memories of a normal life before he made his stupid mistake. Don't think it can't happen to you, because if you drink and drive you are gambling, and you will eventually lose bigtime.

Yeah, this I am lad didn't happen at all not because that I'm forked up no but I harmed nobody. I'm admitting my guilt as well. I only can try to not drink and drive I think I'm addicted to drinking... I think I need to seek help

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Originally posted by: Jon855

Originally posted by: Rudee
A former coworker of mine was involved in an impared driving accident in which he permanantly disabled another individual (victim has been in a wheelchair since 1992). The victim successfully sued him and he is financially ruined for life. His wife left him and he's left with nothing but a tiny appartment and the memories of a normal life before he made his stupid mistake. Don't think it can't happen to you, because if you drink and drive you are gambling, and you will eventually lose bigtime.

Yeah, this I am lad didn't happen at all not because that I'm forked up no but I harmed nobody. I'm admitting my guilt as well. I only can try to not drink and drive I think I'm addicted to drinking... I think I need to seek help

then go get some and leave us alone.

 

[Jon855]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats

Originally posted by: Jon855

Originally posted by: Rudee
A former coworker of mine was involved in an impared driving accident in which he permanantly disabled another individual (victim has been in a wheelchair since 1992). The victim successfully sued him and he is financially ruined for life. His wife left him and he's left with nothing but a tiny appartment and the memories of a normal life before he made his stupid mistake. Don't think it can't happen to you, because if you drink and drive you are gambling, and you will eventually lose bigtime.

Yeah, this I am lad didn't happen at all not because that I'm forked up no but I harmed nobody. I'm admitting my guilt as well. I only can try to not drink and drive I think I'm addicted to drinking... I think I need to seek help

then go get some and leave us alone.

Don't be upset, well you do have every right to be but at least I'm smarted up now... I ain't proud of myself but lesson learned the easy way thankful. I'll stfu now.

 

[mundane]

Originally posted by: Jon855

Originally posted by: Rudee
A former coworker of mine was involved in an impared driving accident in which he permanantly disabled another individual (victim has been in a wheelchair since 1992). The victim successfully sued him and he is financially ruined for life. His wife left him and he's left with nothing but a tiny appartment and the memories of a normal life before he made his stupid mistake. Don't think it can't happen to you, because if you drink and drive you are gambling, and you will eventually lose bigtime.

Yeah, this I am lad didn't happen at all not because that I'm forked up no but I harmed nobody. I'm admitting my guilt as well. I only can try to not drink and drive I think I'm addicted to drinking... I think I need to seek help

With so many in your OP, it comes across like you're proud of it (and still a little drunk).