My phones, in order:
Panasonic EB-TX210 - it was kinda nice, but I didn't keep it long
Nokia 8290 - Everyone I knew had a 3390 or 5290, the tiny 8290 was super cool in my eyes...of course they all prefered their 3390 because it had snake 2!!
Ericsson T68m - this phone was awesome, WAY ahead of its time. One of the first phones with a color screen, always-on (GPRS) internet, bluetooth, etc. It also was light as a feather and a TANK! I would be like "hey look at how cool my phone is", and then throw it against a wall.
Nokia 6610 - Solid enough, nothing flashy but it worked well.
Nokia 3220 - Basically the 6610 with a camera and annoying flashing LEDs on the side
T-Mobile (HTC) SDA - My first smartphone. The SDA kicked ass. It was kinda buggy, but it was a smartphone in a standard candy bar form factor, which I thought was ideal.
T-Mobile (HTC) Dash - When my SDA died (under warranty), T-Mobile replaced it with the Dash. The Dash is notable as its the only phone I owned longer than a year. Solid device, introduced me to QWERTY phones.
Nokia N95-3 - A beast, but it never lived up to its potential since I was on T-Mobile and it didn't do 3G with them. Great phone though, still the best camera I've had on a phone to date.
Blackberry Curve (secondary, data-only for work) - I used the Curve as a work phone. It did the job for browsing and emails.
T-Mobile (HTC) G1 - Picked up the G1 on launch day...you guys think Android has problems now? haha. Actually I thought the G1 was the perfect blend of technologies at the time, while everyone was fawning over iPhones, me and my touch screen-hating ways found this is a happy medium.
Palm Pre (for 2 weeks) - Liked the phone, but battery life was AWFUL. Not acceptable.
Blackberry Tour (for 2 weeks) - Liked this phone too, but not enough to switch to Sprint.
HTC Touch Pro 2 (for 1 month) - I was getting a free Imagio so I figured I'd "test the waters" with a Touch Pro 2, since they're virtually the same other than the keyboard. Ended up returning it (and selling the Imagio) when I realized that while it was a solid device, I liked the year old G1 better, and I sold the Imagio because I knew there's no way I'd like that better than the G1 either.
Motorola Droid - Since the G1 was still my favorite phone on the market, and the Droid was a G1 on steroids, seemed like the logical next step.
I'm missing a couple in there. I had some crappy Siemens phone after the T68, it was a temporary fix. I also had some Samsung flip phone in between the Nokia 6610/3320, but didn't like it so I went back to the 6610.
I have a problem.....and I'm already planning on dumping the Droid as soon as something I want comes out.