What'a'hell is Zango?

b4u

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Hi,

I've just came across a link that stated Call Of Duty 4 Modern Warfare for free.

I don't believe it, so I followed the link to find that they need to install stuff on my computer first. Well, they will NOT :)

But it was related with Zango ... what is this? Some free game download software for game demos? Anyone came across it yet?

Thanks.
 

b4u

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Originally posted by: Sam25
Right, are they giving free ipods as well? :laugh:

Actually they are ... nah! :D You could only wish :D


I believe they are giving game demos at most ... but I'm just curious about it, although not curious enough to install some wacky software on my stable machine :)
 

NoWhereM

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zango

Wow, I haven't heard of Hotbar in years. I used to do those programs back before the big .com bust bankrupted almost every one of them. It wasn't to shabby, have a couple of ad bars at the bottom of your screen and they sent you real checks and gift cards to retailers like Walmart. Which, I guess, would explain why they all went bankrupt. ;)
 

Sam25

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From a quick glance at the wiki link that NoWhereM provided in the above post the Zango company went defunct in 2009.

Giving CoD 4 for free...nope, don't think so.
 

belial4274

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Has anybody tried this? Was thinking maybe they make u install a downloader which installs their malware but the game may be ok??? If that's the case, it's easy to setup a virtual machine for the download.

nvm: noticed this at the bottom, coloured to blend with the background
"All links are to legal, demonstration versions."
 

Raduque

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Aug 22, 2004
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Originally posted by: NoWhereM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zango

Wow, I haven't heard of Hotbar in years. I used to do those programs back before the big .com bust bankrupted almost every one of them. It wasn't to shabby, have a couple of ad bars at the bottom of your screen and they sent you real checks and gift cards to retailers like Walmart. Which, I guess, would explain why they all went bankrupt. ;)

Yes, I remember those companies, too. I used to use a free dialup service that had a banner on your screen that downloaded ads and it was on top of everything. Some company even offered a "FREE COMPUTER!!!" that had half the screen taken up with ad banners, and would phone home to make sure they were running.

Ah, the good old days of the internets.
 

SonicIce

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Originally posted by: sandorski
Originally posted by: Sam25
Originally posted by: SonicIce
I think you mean ZOMBO
http://zombo.com/

"Anything is possible at ZomboCom!" :laugh:

It still makes me LOL after all these years. Probably much better than Zango though.

Welcome to Zombo.com. This page welcomes us 13 times in two minutes. This is where the emphasis is put: welcoming us, making us feel at home, comfortable in the page. And this page is a comforting one. I'm not only talking about the music, which indeed is relaxing. Contrarily to sites like Youtube where there is so much stuff that you're always missing something, contrarily to sites like Google that serve as tool but can obviously never fulfill perfectly their task, contrarily to sites like Wikipedia in which the purpose of the site is impossible to achieve perfectly, on Zombo.com you cannot miss something, you cannot get frustrated at your not getting what you want, you cannot get unconfident about its completeness, its accuracy, its trustability. Zombo.com is a sure shot, because you cannot not get what you wanted when you decide to go to Zombo.com.

But what is there to get from going to Zombo.com? The page answers that itself. You can do anything at Zombo.com, and this is no joke since the only limit is yourself. All that you think you cannot do at Zombo.com is actually a desire you imposed on it and not a limitation of Zombo.com. You can do anything at all on Zombo.com until you start wanting something impossible. It would not be Zombo.com that would make you desire something it cannot bring to you: you know what Zombo.com is and wanting something it cannot offer is a limit of yours not of Zombo.com's.

This also is a particularity of Zombo.com: you know what it is and it tells it: "This is Zombo.com" and it is even written. When you are on this page, you are aware of the entire page, not only what you had the chance to look upon like on Youtube, you grasp the whole content. If you are on Youtube, all you know is that it offers videos and you might be deceived at not finding the one you wanted while being justified at wanting it. But if you expect something that you cannot get from Zombo.com, it is not its fault, it told you all it was, it offered itself to you and you asked for too much and the limitation and the fault, therefore, is yours. Anything is possible, all that you would label as impossible is your limit.

The unattainable is unknown at Zombo.com; it is all there at your hand, at your eye, and at your ear.

The infinite is possible at Zombo.com, does this contradict with what I just said? Not at all, the infinite being possible, does not mean that all is possible, it does not mean that all that is infinite is possible, and it does not mean that there is an infinite number of possible things either: it means that among the possible things at Zombo.com, at least one is infinite. Your very being on the page is potentially infinite, and therefore it is right that the infinite is possible at Zombo.com. But that is not the only infinite thing at Zombo.com, and again, the only limit is yourself, it is you that limit the choice of the things you perform on this site.

What is Zombo.com when no one is looking at it? It is a small flash animation in a server: basically a string of number, worse a magnetically encoded shape on a hard-drive, almost nothing, but when you open the page, it exists as Zombo.com. Zombo.com exists through you, as all websites do, but Zombo.com is different: it is not a media, it is not information. Zombo.com is a feeling, it is an experience. Even for someone who watches and does not get it, it is still an experience and a feeling. Youtube is an experience, but it is not a feeling; The kiwi! Animation is a feeling, but it is not an experience; Google is neither: it is no feeling and no experience, but a mere tool. Zombo.com is unique; it offers something that nothing else on the web offers: only real world can offer an experience and a feeling at once.

Zombo.com is a perfect solution of the absurdity to the world. The absurdity of the world is the fact that the means and the goals are incompatible. Zombo.com is all about not having these goals, all about not asking the obviously impossible. Zombo.com is all this page gives you, and if you ask for more, it's your guilt. This life is all the world gives you, and if you ask for more, it's your guilt.

Now, go back on Zombo.com, watch it with a different eye, and let the entire world's limit disappear so to do anything at all. Welcome to Zombo.com, welcome to the world.
 

sandorski

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Originally posted by: SonicIce
Originally posted by: sandorski
Originally posted by: Sam25
Originally posted by: SonicIce
I think you mean ZOMBO
http://zombo.com/

"Anything is possible at ZomboCom!" :laugh:

It still makes me LOL after all these years. Probably much better than Zango though.

Welcome to Zombo.com. This page welcomes us 13 times in two minutes. This is where the emphasis is put: welcoming us, making us feel at home, comfortable in the page. And this page is a comforting one. I'm not only talking about the music, which indeed is relaxing. Contrarily to sites like Youtube where there is so much stuff that you're always missing something, contrarily to sites like Google that serve as tool but can obviously never fulfill perfectly their task, contrarily to sites like Wikipedia in which the purpose of the site is impossible to achieve perfectly, on Zombo.com you cannot miss something, you cannot get frustrated at your not getting what you want, you cannot get unconfident about its completeness, its accuracy, its trustability. Zombo.com is a sure shot, because you cannot not get what you wanted when you decide to go to Zombo.com.

But what is there to get from going to Zombo.com? The page answers that itself. You can do anything at Zombo.com, and this is no joke since the only limit is yourself. All that you think you cannot do at Zombo.com is actually a desire you imposed on it and not a limitation of Zombo.com. You can do anything at all on Zombo.com until you start wanting something impossible. It would not be Zombo.com that would make you desire something it cannot bring to you: you know what Zombo.com is and wanting something it cannot offer is a limit of yours not of Zombo.com's.

This also is a particularity of Zombo.com: you know what it is and it tells it: "This is Zombo.com" and it is even written. When you are on this page, you are aware of the entire page, not only what you had the chance to look upon like on Youtube, you grasp the whole content. If you are on Youtube, all you know is that it offers videos and you might be deceived at not finding the one you wanted while being justified at wanting it. But if you expect something that you cannot get from Zombo.com, it is not its fault, it told you all it was, it offered itself to you and you asked for too much and the limitation and the fault, therefore, is yours. Anything is possible, all that you would label as impossible is your limit.

The unattainable is unknown at Zombo.com; it is all there at your hand, at your eye, and at your ear.

The infinite is possible at Zombo.com, does this contradict with what I just said? Not at all, the infinite being possible, does not mean that all is possible, it does not mean that all that is infinite is possible, and it does not mean that there is an infinite number of possible things either: it means that among the possible things at Zombo.com, at least one is infinite. Your very being on the page is potentially infinite, and therefore it is right that the infinite is possible at Zombo.com. But that is not the only infinite thing at Zombo.com, and again, the only limit is yourself, it is you that limit the choice of the things you perform on this site.

What is Zombo.com when no one is looking at it? It is a small flash animation in a server: basically a string of number, worse a magnetically encoded shape on a hard-drive, almost nothing, but when you open the page, it exists as Zombo.com. Zombo.com exists through you, as all websites do, but Zombo.com is different: it is not a media, it is not information. Zombo.com is a feeling, it is an experience. Even for someone who watches and does not get it, it is still an experience and a feeling. Youtube is an experience, but it is not a feeling; The kiwi! Animation is a feeling, but it is not an experience; Google is neither: it is no feeling and no experience, but a mere tool. Zombo.com is unique; it offers something that nothing else on the web offers: only real world can offer an experience and a feeling at once.

Zombo.com is a perfect solution of the absurdity to the world. The absurdity of the world is the fact that the means and the goals are incompatible. Zombo.com is all about not having these goals, all about not asking the obviously impossible. Zombo.com is all this page gives you, and if you ask for more, it's your guilt. This life is all the world gives you, and if you ask for more, it's your guilt.

Now, go back on Zombo.com, watch it with a different eye, and let the entire world's limit disappear so to do anything at all. Welcome to Zombo.com, welcome to the world.

Dude, this can be the next Major Religion. All hail Zombo.com the true God.

Of course Zombies should be the Anti-Zombo.com
 

TidusZ

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Nov 13, 2007
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Originally posted by: NoWhereM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zango

Wow, I haven't heard of Hotbar in years. I used to do those programs back before the big .com bust bankrupted almost every one of them. It wasn't to shabby, have a couple of ad bars at the bottom of your screen and they sent you real checks and gift cards to retailers like Walmart. Which, I guess, would explain why they all went bankrupt. ;)

I used two of these things, can't remember the names atm. I had a program that moved the mouse around and visited web pages while I slept and I ended up making 2 cheques for ~$40 cdn each before they were shut down, not bad since I was a little kid at the time.

edit: I remember the main one was called Alladvantage. If that thing was still alive I'd have at least 2 pc's running it right now.