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TehMac

TehMac

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Whats the big deal? A nerdy looking guy has a decent looking wife?
 
MichaelD

MichaelD

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Shaved clam? No way. That's one "Midwest USA" couple if I've ever seen one. Both geeky, with glasses. He has personal gooming issues. No kids, so they substitue the dog...AND he cut his nuts off long ago as she talked him into (ordered him to) wear a sweater with th dogs pic on it. And the antlers.

Pshh. Her clam has more beard than Osama Bin Laden. It gets f'in cold in Minnessota, you know.
 
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Vehemence

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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Shaved clam? No way. That's one "Midwest USA" couple if I've ever seen one. Both geeky, with glasses. He has personal gooming issues. No kids, so they substitue the dog...AND he cut his nuts off long ago as she talked him into (ordered him to) wear a sweater with th dogs pic on it. And the antlers.

Pshh. Her clam has more beard than Osama Bin Laden. It gets f'in cold in Minnessota, you know.
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No, see...that's what she WANTS you to think. She's got the cabbage patch of a 5 year old, trust me.
 
MichaelD

MichaelD

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Holy shit...I just realized something. Seriously.

They are brother and sister. She's not wearing a ring. And look at their noses. Identical. I am right. Look for yourself. :Q

Incest FTL!! Poor doggie...he's next.
 
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Vehemence

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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Holy shit...I just realized something. Seriously.

They are brother and sister. She's not wearing a ring. And look at their noses. Identical. I am right. Look for yourself. :Q

Incest FTL!! Poor doggie...he's next.
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This just got 10x hotter
 
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Terabyte

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Originally posted by: dNor
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Shaved clam? No way. That's one "Midwest USA" couple if I've ever seen one. Both geeky, with glasses. He has personal gooming issues. No kids, so they substitue the dog...AND he cut his nuts off long ago as she talked him into (ordered him to) wear a sweater with th dogs pic on it. And the antlers.

Pshh. Her clam has more beard than Osama Bin Laden. It gets f'in cold in Minnessota, you know.
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No, see...that's what she WANTS you to think. She's got the cabbage patch of a 5 year old, trust me.
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pedobear says hi

rofl dNor :beer:
 
MichaelD

MichaelD

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Originally posted by: CRXican
dear god

is that a Puggle?
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The guy? Yeah, i guess that's what you could call him. I just call him "sad" but you can call him puggle if you want to.
 
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