pyonir

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Originally posted by: cr4zymofo
So a horse walk into a bar and bar tender said, "why the long face?"

So a termite walks into a bar and asks, "so, where's the bar tender?"
 

TekChik

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Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: cr4zymofo
So a horse walk into a bar and bar tender said, "why the long face?"

So a termite walks into a bar and asks, "so, where's the bar tender?"

So John Kerry walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?"
 

ThePresence

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A Rabbi, a Priest and an athiest walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "I don't get it".
 

SaltBoy

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A grasshopper walks into a bar.
The bartender looks at him and says, "hey, we have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper, perplexed, looks at the bartender and says, "You have a drink named Harvey?"