what your favorite movie line/phrase?

Ryan

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Mine is where ben Stiller is talking to the Airline attendant on the plane saying something like "try and take my bag from my kong fu grip! You won't get it until you have to pry it from by dead, lifeless fingers!" (or something to that extent) from Meet the Parents :p
 

LordMaul

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How about, "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" when Harry got shot in the balls with a BB gun on Home Alone? ;)
 

Swag1138

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I have two, both from The Outlaw Josey Wales

"Im just tryin to make a livin"
"Dyin aint much of a livin boy"

and the second
"Aint ya gonna bury him Josey?"
"Birds gotta eat, same as worms"

HECK YEAH! Clint Eastwood ROCKS!
 

SavageDubz

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"If you build it, they will come"(Field of Dreams)
"You got knocked the fvuck out!"(Friday)
"I think you need your balls reattached"(American Pie)
 

Yzzim

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From Gladiator:
Maximus: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius: commander of the armies of the North, general of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

That's the climax of the whole movie right there.
 

Abomination

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"Never underestimate the power of denial" -Ricky Fitts

ooh and

"On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to 0" -Narrator of fight club [I am jack]

o yea and

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fvcking khakis." - Tyler Durdan
 

Aceman

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"I know what you're thinking - 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kind of lost track myself. But, being this a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question - 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
 

Buddhist

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"The greatest thing the devil ever did was convincing the world he never existed" -Usual Suspects

"good, bad, i'm the guy with the gun" -army of darkness

Stuart - Oh, I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes and that smug look on his face - ?Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhh ...'
Charlie - Dad, how can you hate The Colonel?
Stuart - Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, smartass!

-So I married an axe murderer
 

Mean MrMustard

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"I'd like something in a low rise bikini...mesh if possible." -Stripes-

Not my favorite quote from a movie, but one that came to mind.
 

Aceman

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*A Few Good Men*
Caffey: It was oregano, Dave. It was ten dollars worth of oregano.
Dave: Yeah well your client thought it was marijuana.
Caffey:My clients' a moron, thats not against the law.
Dave: Look Caffey, I've got people to answer to, just like you do. I'm gonna charge him.
Caffey: With what? Possesion of a condiment?

 

BA

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"I aint got time to bleed!"

Got time to duck?

Probably a bit off, haven't seen it in a while. Personally, I prefer

"This stuff'll make you a godd*mn sexual tyrannosaurus"
 

woodly6

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The entire 37!?! speach from Clerks. There is almost no way to post it by censoring it.




But if you know it, its funny.
 

NakaNaka

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<< &quot;If you build it, they will come&quot;(Field of Dreams) >>



God dude if your gonna use the greatest line of all time get it right ...

If you build it he will come ...

Apparently you missed the last 10 mins of the movie to get it :D

but besides Field of Dreams I would have to go with

&quot;The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he didn't exist&quot; - Usual Suspects

and my quote from Field of Dreams

 

Basse

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DeNiro on the phone with Van Zant in Heat:

Van Zant: Its alot of money! What are you doing? What do you mean forget the money?
DeNiro: What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone.
Van Zant: I don't understand.
DeNiro: 'Cause there's a dead man on the other end of this fvcking line!

One of DeNiro's best IMO (there are alot of them).


DeNiro in Casino after they have caught the cheaters:

DeNiro: And don't forget to tell your friends what happens if they fvuck around here! You understand?
Cheater: I'm sorry I made a bad mistake.
DeNiro: You're fvcking right you made a bad mistake! 'Cause if you come back here and we'll catch either
one of you we're gonna brake your fvcking heads and you won't walk out of here. You see that fvcking
saw? We're gonna use it... You don't fvck around in this place!


DeNiro in Analyze This:

DeNiro: Hey, I've got news for you you little two-bit, prick, son-of-a-bitch, rat-bastard: You did nothin to me! Whatever you did to me the other day it didn't take. I'm still fvcked up, you did fvcking nothing to me!


/B
 

tm37

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<< DeNiro: Hey, I've got news for you you little two-bit, prick, son-of-a-bitch, rat-bastard: You did nothin to me! Whatever you did to me the other day it didn't take. I'm still fvcked up, you did fvcking nothing to me! >>



I like Wafter he Calls Chaz Palimerri to get closure. after hanging up the Phine Chaz says &quot;Viti gonna hit us with this closure I want you to find out waht it is&quot; Or something like that I remember Laughing at when we went to the drive in to see it.

&quot;You think I want to fvck my mother? Have you even seen my mother? You're sick Doc.&quot;



And Remember
&quot;men wearing masks can not be trusted!&quot;