What you need to do to buy a Viper at 22

[boyRacer]

Text lol... page 4 just about sums it up.

The vwvortex guys call BS...

 

[StageLeft]

they are going to place a lean on my house

A guy who has that sort of money would probably 1) Understand that taking out a mortgage on your house for a car is bad and 2) It's spelled lien.

 

[Amorphus]

We just discussed this earlier today... albeit with a bad title.

Heheh... He likes it in the rear

*edit*
Oh that's creepy, I just realized in that pic (and in that pic ALONE), he looks like a guy I know

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: Skoorb

they are going to place a lean on my house

A guy who has that sort of money would probably 1) Understand that taking out a mortgage on your house for a car is bad and 2) It's spelled lien.

You got that right two stupid mistakes


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[alkemyst]

People always have their doubts...maybe it's a con, he went through a lot of trouble to do it though.

My buddy had a 930 turbo at 16 that was new....people claimed he was just 'borrowing' it.

oh well.

Å

 

[StageLeft]

Yeah, but he still can't spell lien.

 

[JoeKing]

you gotta wonder how many Johns = 1 dodge viper......hope he brings the baby wipes

 

[LordMorpheus]

haha! He pimps men for men!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I wonder if he only does the business side of things, or works "alongside" his employees?

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA

A man-whole buys a viper! excellent!

 

[ErmanC]

I'm calling BS too. No way and no how. Lives in an apartment complex and some buddy came over and let him take pics in his car. Expects people to believe he's pimpin... lol, yeah right.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: LordMorpheus
haha! He pimps men for men!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I wonder if he only does the business side of things, or works "alongside" his employees?

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA

A man-whole buys a viper! excellent!

That's big money...you can't be that ethical though...I know a guy that has a little business both men and women and all combinations....in call / out call / in the parking lot / restroom / whatever, he started it with a few of the looser people straight out of high school, last time I ran into him downtown he had that greasy pimp aura, two big boobed '18' year olds on his lap and was in the VIP 'booth' with crystal and dom, buying rounds with a whole entourage of trash to decent looking people. His car was the V12 4 door Mercedes...I am willing to bet he pays his taxes too ...

There is a lot of money in the skin trade...it's also ran by dudes usually a little bigger than that Viper guy, but if you are making bank you can pay for protection....sometimes just in the form of free dates with your staff.

Å

 

[CtK]

u think u pay $70-80G for a viper you would get some nice keys
they look exactly like the keys from the neons

oh hes a moron!!!

 

[sillymofo]

I wanted to put these .02 in the earlier thread, but here goes.

In his pix with two cars, he's facing the neon, which is probably more likely his car (If I own a viper, I'd proudly take pix with my ass in the driver's seat). All the pix that he shows, none of them has his pix in it, accept for the first pix, with the two cars. If he can't afford a fcuking apartment/townhouse, how teh fcuk he's gonna buy a Viper, I don't know where this kid's from, but it sure isn't Kalifornia, so those apartments couldn't be that much. And even so, they wouldn't put a "lien" on something that he didn't pay for to finance him another large debt.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo
I wanted to put these .02 in the earlier thread, but here goes.

In his pix with two cars, he's facing the neon, which is probably more likely his car (If I own a viper, I'd proudly take pix with my ass in the driver's seat). All the pix that he shows, none of them has his pix in it, accept for the first pix, with the two cars. If he can't afford a fcuking apartment/townhouse, how teh fcuk he's gonna buy a Viper, I don't know where this kid's from, but it sure isn't Kalifornia, so those apartments couldn't be that much. And even so, they wouldn't put a "lien" on something that he didn't pay for to finance him another large debt.

I think you need to look again...he is in the trunk of it in one pic.

How did he say he can't afford the apartment/townhouse...he said he hoped he could still. It's usually a big car payment nowadays is equal or more than some mortgages, esp if doing 2-3 year pay offs.

California is not the only place where apartments/condos are outrageous...we have quite a few <1000 sq ft studios in palm beach at $250k+++++

I don't think you read it all right.

&Aring;

 

[sillymofo]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo I wanted to put these .02 in the earlier thread, but here goes. In his pix with two cars, he's facing the neon, which is probably more likely his car (If I own a viper, I'd proudly take pix with my ass in the driver's seat). All the pix that he shows, none of them has his pix in it, accept for the first pix, with the two cars. If he can't afford a fcuking apartment/townhouse, how teh fcuk he's gonna buy a Viper, I don't know where this kid's from, but it sure isn't Kalifornia, so those apartments couldn't be that much. And even so, they wouldn't put a "lien" on something that he didn't pay for to finance him another large debt.

I think you need to look again...he is in the trunk of it in one pic. How did he say he can't afford the apartment/townhouse...he said he hoped he could still. It's usually a big car payment nowadays is equal or more than some mortgages, esp if doing 2-3 year pay offs. California is not the only place where apartments/condos are outrageous...we have quite a few <1000 sq ft studios in palm beach at $250k+++++ I don't think you read it all right. &Aring;

Besides that trunk pix, which if you have a generous friend or some one that owns a Viper, they'll let you take pix. If he doesn't have credits, and unverifiable income, good luck trying to get a fcuking loan for a Civic. Last I check, this still is America, and we run on credits.

 

[LordMorpheus]

he was just probably stalking the car getting his pic taken with it and his car next to it.

I bet he begged the owner to let him have his pic taken in the driver's seat, to which the owner said "no." Then he probably said: "well, what about the trunk, then?" to which the owner, seeing the humour, said "yes."

 

[UNCjigga]

omg this is the most hilarious thing I've heard all year (well, in the past 20 days at least.)

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo
Besides that trunk pix, which if you have a generous friend or some one that owns a Viper, they'll let you take pix. If he doesn't have credits, and unverifiable income, good luck trying to get a fcuking loan for a Civic. Last I check, this still is America, and we run on credits.

Last I checked you put a big enough down payment on anything, the bank isn't going to care.

If you have real-estate to secure a purchase, same deal.

&Aring;

 

[tweakmm]

How is he getting a new car if he doesn't have any legal income? Does the bank not care that he's buying a pretty expensive car with no verifiable income and paying with cash? I thought there were rules in place so that stuff like that gets reported to the government.

 

[RollWave]

i have a 99 R/T 10 at age 19...

 

[Rogue]

This is pretty funny, considering when I leased my new '04 Grand Cherokee last week, the salesman, my wife and I convinced the finance officer that I was a stripper and the salesman asked him straight faced how to report my "cash only" income. The finance guy got real red and started looking at the form really, really hard thinking of a way to do it. We finally let him in on the joke.

Also, anyone up for reporting him to the IRS and the local authorities?

 

he didn't get his pic taken while sitting in the drivers seat because HIS ASS IS TOO SORE

 

[sillymofo]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo Besides that trunk pix, which if you have a generous friend or some one that owns a Viper, they'll let you take pix. If he doesn't have credits, and unverifiable income, good luck trying to get a fcuking loan for a Civic. Last I check, this still is America, and we run on credits.

Last I checked you put a big enough down payment on anything, the bank isn't going to care. If you have real-estate to secure a purchase, same deal. &Aring;

If he puts a big enough down on it, then he wouldn't need the "lean" now would he ?

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: boyRacer
Text lol... page 4 just about sums it up.

The vwvortex guys call BS...

:Q
He runs a gay escort service!?

 

[TechnoKid]

Hmmm...this sounds plausible

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: rnp614
i have a 99 R/T 10 at age 19...

Assuming you don't mean a model, did you buy it yourself?