What would your SS codename be if you were POTUS?

[preslove]

OK, so imagine if some 72 year old dude running for president picks you out obscurity to be VP, wins the election, and then keels over of cancer to the face.

Pick your Secret Service codename.

Mine would be Skeletor.

 

[Flammable]

dude

 

[JohnCU]

waffles

 

[Riceninja]

my username would come in pretty handy.

 

[Kirby]

The Omnipotent and Ambivalent Lord Xenu, Ruler and Destroyer of Worlds, Emporer of Galaxies, King of the Universe, God of All Matter and Non-Matter.

 

[Perknose]

Available hostage.

 

[preslove]

Originally posted by: nkgreen
The Omnipotent and Ambivalent Lord Xenu, Ruler and Destroyer of Worlds, Emporer of Galaxies, King of the Universe, God of All Matter and Non-Matter.

I think that the SS would shorten that to "douchnozzle" pretty quick

 

[mundane]

Flatline

edit:

Originally posted by: nkgreen
The Omnipotent and Ambivalent Lord Xenu, Ruler and Destroyer of Worlds, Emporer of Galaxies, King of the Universe, God of All Matter and Non-Matter.

Lrrr!

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Chuckles

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Platypus

Edit:

Changing my answer to "Indians."

 

[Kirby]

Originally posted by: preslove

Originally posted by: nkgreen
The Omnipotent and Ambivalent Lord Xenu, Ruler and Destroyer of Worlds, Emporer of Galaxies, King of the Universe, God of All Matter and Non-Matter.

I think that the SS would shorten that to "douchnozzle" pretty quick

Then they shall feel my wrath! Terrible, terrible wrath!!

*hysterical insane laughter ensues*

 

[sdifox]

Foreign Bastard

 

[iamwiz82]

I'd take the Idi Amin approach.

His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor iamwiz82 Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular.

 

[her209]

Roger Over

 

[Born2bwire]

That asshole.

 

[amish]

cobra commander or starscream

 

[summit]

hadji al maroof

 

[eLiu]

penis

 

[Born2bwire]

Originally posted by: her209
Roger Over

We have clearance Clarence. What's your vector Victor?

 

[CptCrunch]

the doombringer, or scooty puff senior

 

[manowar821]

Bitch-cakes.

 

[Sphexi]

"The Shocker"

 

[TallBill]

Tallbill

 

[sonambulo]

Mother Theresa

 

[Crusty]

the dude