What would your porn star name be?

[chr6]

Using the old formula, your middle name & your street name, what would your porn star name be?

behold! my name is:

Jay Nutwood

(No Joke)
I live on the same street as my college, Cal State University Fullerton

 

[Wolverine27]

Charles St. Vincent

 

[lozina]

I don't have a middle name

 

[ElFenix]

franz duval

but the old formula was street name and pet name. i don't know what kinda crap you're making up

 

Ian Heatherwood

Not too shabby!

 

[slackerinabox]

Originally posted by: lozina
I don't have a middle name

So you'll be one of those trendy pornstars without a last name.. Like Madonna.. But with penetration..

 

[Migroo]

Old Old Old formula was Pet's name and Mother's maiden name:

'Rosie Rawlings!'

Works!

 

[chr6]

hmm street name and pet name? i used to have a black lab named shadow..

nutwood shadow? too bad im not black..

 

[NathanBWF]

Tyler Gray...? Ah mine sux......if i could choose my own i'd be Thrusty McThrustalot.

 

[pillage2001]

Spanky van spunky.

 

[Encryptic]

Thomas Woodside. I could shorten it and be "Thomas Wood".

 

[MaxDepth]

What do you mean be "would"? Some of us had to put ourselves through college by any means possible.

-Dick Steele

 

[lozina]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: lozina
I don't have a middle name

So you'll be one of those trendy pornstars without a last name.. Like Madonna.. But with penetration..

How bout "Jackhammer" ?

 

[filmmaker]

Palmer Western Hills Ave.

Doesn't work that well....

Let's try the street I used to live on:

Palmer Wheat Loop

Nope... that one fails miserably, too.

 

[jpbushido99]

James VanderPump

 

[PCMarine]

John Aster

 

[KGB1]

Shasta McNastey

 

[ScottyB]

My name is Scott William Bastedo so would it be Scott Willy or Willy Scott?

Edit: Ooooh, Ooooh. I will be know as the White Spainard.

 

[MasterSamwise]

pet maiden name
Gabriel Norwood
pet street
Gabriel McCartney
middle street
Patrick McCartney


I make away like a bandit.

 

[Nyical]

Originally posted by: Migroo
Old Old Old formula was Pet's name and Mother's maiden name:

'Rosie Rawlings!'

Works!

LOL

Cat 1 - Tugger Beaver

Cat 2 - Sambone Beaver

 

[lozina]

Originally posted by: filmmaker
Palmer Western Hills Ave.

Doesn't work that well....

Let's try the street I used to live on:

Palmer Wheat Loop

Nope... that one fails miserably, too.

Wheat Loop ??

did you live in a crop circle?

 

[aircooled]

John Fairhill

 

[chr6]

Originally posted by: Nyical

Originally posted by: Migroo
Old Old Old formula was Pet's name and Mother's maiden name:

'Rosie Rawlings!'

Works!

LOL

Cat 1 - Tugger Beaver

Cat 2 - Sambone Beaver

tugger beaver. the best one ive read all day!
lol

 

[thirtythree]

Curtis 75 West...

 

[Quixfire]

Ron Wood