What would you put on your custom bumper sticker?

[toy4x4]

Mine would be:

"You care more about your car than I do about mine"

 

[nakedfrog]

"Suck it, Trebek"
or perhaps "PEN IS MIGHTIER"

 

[mugs]

I would like it if everyone was required to have a bumper sticker with their phone number on it so you can call them and tell them how much they suck at driving.

 

[rh71]

If you can see this in the dark, your lights are still aimed too high.

I hate improperly aimed headlamps. :|

 

[Trygve]

I've got several I've made already. I laminated them onto magnetic backs so I can put on whichever suits my mood. Some of mine are:

70,000 isn't old
...if you're a Dark Overlord of the Universe

Reunite Gondwanaland!
(that's the only one I stole from someone else)

My other car is a TONKA

 

[murphy55d]

It isn't custom, as I've seen this before, but...

"If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you"

 

[moshquerade]

ask me if i care

 

[toy4x4]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
ask me if i care

Do you care?

 

[MAME]

"My other penis is a vagina"

 

[bmacd]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
"Suck it, Trebek"
or perhaps "PEN IS MIGHTIER"

i love celebrity jeopardy!

-=bmacd=-

 

[Ilmater]

Originally posted by: bmacd

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
"Suck it, Trebek"
or perhaps "PEN IS MIGHTIER"

i love celebrity jeopardy!

-=bmacd=-

Mine would be, "Why do people sign internet forum postings when their nickname is clearly posted just to the left?

(Sorry to pick on you bmacd, I just don't get it.)

 

[episodic]

I'd put - "Old car - made of steel - rear end at your own risk"

 

[cherrytwist]

Jesus Saves...But Satan Buries The Rebound!

 

[Ilmater]

Originally posted by: cherrytwist
Jesus Saves...But Satan Buries The Rebound!

Awesome. This would give my grandmother a heart attack.

 

[Mandos]

"Die"

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: toy4x4

Originally posted by: moshquerade
ask me if i care

Do you care?

NO

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Ilmater

Originally posted by: bmacd

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
"Suck it, Trebek"
or perhaps "PEN IS MIGHTIER"

i love celebrity jeopardy!

-=bmacd=-

Mine would be, "Why do people sign internet forum postings when their nickname is clearly posted just to the left?

(Sorry to pick on you bmacd, I just don't get it.)

i have wondered this too, and i conclude it is only to bug the ppl who ask this question.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: Ilmater

Originally posted by: bmacd

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
"Suck it, Trebek"
or perhaps "PEN IS MIGHTIER"

i love celebrity jeopardy!

-=bmacd=-

Mine would be, "Why do people sign internet forum postings when their nickname is clearly posted just to the left?

(Sorry to pick on you bmacd, I just don't get it.)

Because the -= and =- make him uber-cool

 

[JoeKing]

"Your Name"

 

[MonkeyK]

I'd like a "What Would Popeye Do?" bumper Sticker along with a matching spinach fish!

 

[Spamela]

"All your squat are belong to me!!!"

 

[azazyel]

"These are not the droids you're looking for"

 

[Scouzer]

BEAT ME because I have bumper stickers.

 

[nboy22]

My ideal bumper sticker, "Could you possibly drive any better with that cell phone up your ass?"

 

[TitanDiddly]

"Anandtech pwns j00!"