What would you pick If you could customize the sound of your vehicle and it's horn,

[brainhulk]

Tesla cars to get fart and goat horn sounds soon

Tesla CEO Elon Musk says Tesla cars will soon get customized horn and movement sounds, including fart and goat sounds.

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I think i would pick the monty python coconuts and a really loud reggae horn

 

[ponyo]

Coconuts for slow moving vehicle noise and goat sound for horn for me.

It's funny how nobody wanted the law mandated EV noise maker and people were happy their older Tesla cars didn't have the low speed speakers. And the new Tesla car owners wanted to disconnect the device so it wouldn't make the noise. Now that Elon said you're going to have all these custom horn sounds, everyone wants it now. People are asking if their older Tesla cars without the hardware can be retrofitted so it can also make the noise.

 

[OccamsToothbrush]

For horn, emergency siren. If anything is going to get the idiots in front of you out of the way, that has the best chance.

For the rest of the time I'd want the car to play the ice cream truck jingle so kids would be disappointed wherever I go.

 

[nakedfrog]

The old cartoony "aaaOOOOOOggggaaaaa" would be a nice option.

 

[IronWing]

"Get-the-F-out-of-the-left-lane" would be my preferred horn.

Train horn would be an okay alternative.

 

[Red Squirrel]

For horn, the horn of Rohan

For engine, multiple horses galloping.

If I drove an EV, the sound of a huge diesel engine would be pretty funny. Have a huge tail pipe that also makes sound.

 

[Captante]

Friend of mine once hooked up one of those little plastic-box battery powered things with 4 sound buttons to an electric bullhorn speaker mounted behind his grill. We especially used to enjoy dropping little bombs on hapless pedestrians and the machine-gun sound was fun too.

I'd sorta like a Godzilla-roar for a horn on my Honda!

 

[FeuerFrei]

There has to be a recognized standard sound, otherwise it won't register on peoples' brains as danger/protest signal.

Everyone wants an authoritative MOOOVE horn.


I upgraded my puny stock horn to something more respectable, but it's still generic auto horn.

 

[zinfamous]

Train horn would be an okay alternative.

I was also thinking steam whistle. ...but I'd want a real steam whistle: like a dedicated small steam engine installed in the car, just to run the whistle. Not sure how long it would take to activate from start, but it would be worth it.

 

[FeuerFrei]

On a related note:
I'd really like a new beep option for the typical PC mobo speaker.​

 

[Red Squirrel]

On a related note:
I'd really like a new beep option for the typical PC mobo speaker.​

Or *a* beep. So many mobos don't even have the speaker anymore. Quite annoying. I have a "floater" one that I will plug in to troubleshoot but it would be nice if it was just always available. I guess that is more the case fault than motherboards as it's up to the case to provide it.

 

[snoopy7548]

Definitely this...

 

[lxskllr]

My traveling sound would be this...

My horn would be this...

 

[sandorski]

This would be awesome.

 

[Ichinisan]

Jetsons flying car sound.

...or the foot-powered Flintstones car sound.

...or, if playback speed is tied to vehicle speed, this sound from the SNES version of Super Mario World 2 Yoshi's Island:

(skip to 44 seconds)

 

[CZroe]

Speed Buggy (one of these three)

Steam locomotive (slow start)

Thomas the Tank Engine theme (explicit version)
https://youtu.be/ETfiUYij5UE
(NSFW)

Guess I could settle for the standard Thomas theme

Thomas the Tank Engine Theme (Original)

This is my AMV of the original Thomas the Tank Engine theme. =)

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Peter Griffin's "ridin' on the bus" theme music
https://youtu.be/XPM1o9QKw1Q

 

[CZroe]

How could I forget this?

A loop of Danny Elfman's "Pee-wee's Big Adventure" bike ride theme complete with sounds of Pee-wee's unstifled glee, impulsive loudspeaker calls, and automatic "I meant to do that" on airbag deployment

Horn'll have to be "Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer." for all the funny looks I'll be getting

...or the foot-powered Flintstones car sound.

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FTFY

 

[Fritzo]

 

[CZroe]

This would be awesome.

Price Is Right has another one appropriate for driving up icy hills and European sight-seeing

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Make sure you come to a complete stop before rolling that window down. Be extra-careful when moving from the payment window to the pick-up window!

 

[glenn1]

 

[FeuerFrei]

Or *a* beep. So many mobos don't even have the speaker anymore. Quite annoying. I have a "floater" one that I will plug in to troubleshoot but it would be nice if it was just always available. I guess that is more the case fault than motherboards as it's up to the case to provide it.

I retrofitted my latest mobo with a speaker, because I missed the auditory feedback. Someone needs to get creative with the tone though, AFAIC. Pull a Tesla on us. As far as I'm aware every one on the market sounds practically the same.

 

[brainhulk]

Turtle sex is pretty solid

 

[spacejamz]

 

[BurnItDwn]

classic style ship's foghorn for the horn.
Coconut noise is perfect for slow speed motion!!!!
Faster speeds, would be great it if sounded like the incredible and amazing Toyota TS010!

 

[Sho'Nuff]

90's Fruit Loops Theme Song for the horn

Most annoying sound in the world for the running sound.