what would you get a couple that you know basically nothing about?

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nageov3t

Lifer
Feb 18, 2004
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here's what I know about the couple...

-lesbians
-both are college professors (one teaches film, the other photography)
-both were born in NJ but live in CA
-they shop at trader joe's (whatever that is) and consider themselves hippies (but don't do drugs)

and that's about all I know about them. I don't want to give cash or a gift certificate because that's kinda tacky, but I'm scratching my head trying to think of a $100-200 christmas gift for the couple.
 
Colt45

Colt45

Lifer
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double ended pleasure device made of unbleached hemp, with patchouli (sp?) oil?
 
preslove

preslove

Lifer
Sep 10, 2003
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Lesbians love getting dildos as gifts from people they barely know. It's a welcoming note of acceptance that says, "Yes, I know that you're a lesbian, and that's awesome." It's the unwritten rule of lesbian friendship.
 
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djheater

Lifer
Mar 19, 2001
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tea pot
Expensive tea
expensive wine
Photog coffee table book (modern... that Annie person... )
Tickets to musical theatre
 
cKGunslinger

cKGunslinger

Lifer
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Originally posted by: loki8481
here's what I know about the couple...

-lesbians
-both are college professors (one teaches film, the other photography)
-both were born in NJ but live in CA
-they shop at trader joe's (whatever that is) and consider themselves hippies (but don't do drugs)

and that's about all I know about them. I don't want to give cash or a gift certificate because that's kinda tacky, but I'm scratching my head trying to think of a $100-200 christmas gift for the couple.
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Just curious - why the fuck are you spending $200 on a couple you hardly know?
 
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intogamer

Lifer
Dec 5, 2004
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Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Originally posted by: loki8481
here's what I know about the couple...

-lesbians
-both are college professors (one teaches film, the other photography)
-both were born in NJ but live in CA
-they shop at trader joe's (whatever that is) and consider themselves hippies (but don't do drugs)

and that's about all I know about them. I don't want to give cash or a gift certificate because that's kinda tacky, but I'm scratching my head trying to think of a $100-200 christmas gift for the couple.
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Just curious - why the fuck are you spending $200 on a couple you hardly know?
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Two chicks at one time?
 
K1052

K1052

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Aug 21, 2003
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gift certificate to a Subaru dealership? :p



I'd probably end up going with a GC to a major retailer either BM or online and a card. Easier to let them pick out the gift if you don't know them well.


 
Spikesoldier

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so you want to give gifts to people you hardly know?

C-U-HHHH-REEPY!!!!!

or at least thats what they will think
 
FoBoT

FoBoT

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get them a pound of that coffee that gets p00ped out of goats

http://www.seattleweekly.com/f...ffee_taste_like_sh.php

It turns out that civet coffee isn't the only food that comes to us before being conveniently predigested by other animals. Argan oil, for one, a Moroccan specialty, is made from nuts "harvested" from goat poop - in traditional manufacturing, the goats eat the fruit of the Argan tree, then poop out the nut. Amazingly, some human was smart enough to dig around in the poop and find a use for the nuts. I'm so proud to be a human.
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http://www.sallys-place.com/be.../coffee/kopi_luwak.htm

http://www.igourmet.com/shoppe...at=6&subcat=&prod=1433
 
SmoochyTX

SmoochyTX

Lifer
Apr 19, 2003
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Originally posted by: FoBoT
get them a pound of that coffee that gets p00ped out of goats

http://www.seattleweekly.com/f...ffee_taste_like_sh.php

It turns out that civet coffee isn't the only food that comes to us before being conveniently predigested by other animals. Argan oil, for one, a Moroccan specialty, is made from nuts "harvested" from goat poop - in traditional manufacturing, the goats eat the fruit of the Argan tree, then poop out the nut. Amazingly, some human was smart enough to dig around in the poop and find a use for the nuts. I'm so proud to be a human.
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http://www.sallys-place.com/be.../coffee/kopi_luwak.htm

http://www.igourmet.com/shoppe...at=6&subcat=&prod=1433
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ewwwwwwww!!!!!

ETA - Why are you having to buy them a present OP?
 
her209

her209

No Lifer
Oct 11, 2000
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Here's a stupid question: If a gay man and a gay woman have intercourse, can it be considered gay sex?
 
Oceandevi

Oceandevi

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Originally posted by: her209
Here's a stupid question: If a gay man and a gay woman have intercourse, can it be considered gay sex?
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Well lesbians can't have children. Because they have witchcraft. So ya its gay sex.
 
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nageov3t

Lifer
Feb 18, 2004
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Originally posted by: Spikesoldier
so you want to give gifts to people you hardly know?

C-U-HHHH-REEPY!!!!!

or at least thats what they will think
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they're family.

the film teacher is my cousin... I know basically nothing about her because she's ten years older than me. I was like 10 when I moved to NJ, at which point she was already in college, and then moved to LA straight after graduating.

but they're going to be in town for Christmas, so I thought it might be a nice gesture to get a gift for them and ~$100-200 seems appropriate for a couple..
 
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