- Feb 15, 2000
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A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight.
While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man
suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act.
For $100, the cabby agrees. Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby
tip toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the
blanket back, and there is his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouts,'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money. HE paid for the Corvette I gave you. HE paid for our new cabin cruiser. HE paid for your season Vikings tickets. HE paid for our house
at the lake. HE paid for our Country club membership, and HE even pays the
monthly dues!'
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks
over at the cabby
and says, 'What would you do?'
The cabby replies, 'I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he catches cold.
While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man
suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act.
For $100, the cabby agrees. Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby
tip toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the
blanket back, and there is his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouts,'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money. HE paid for the Corvette I gave you. HE paid for our new cabin cruiser. HE paid for your season Vikings tickets. HE paid for our house
at the lake. HE paid for our Country club membership, and HE even pays the
monthly dues!'
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks
over at the cabby
and says, 'What would you do?'
The cabby replies, 'I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he catches cold.
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