What would you do???????????????????

[tyler811]

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.
Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
If you do not know, scroll down to see answer
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Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round!!!

 

[pontifex]

i would yell real loud which would scare the kangaroo and cause him to trip and fall over the drop off. I would then punch the elephant on the side of its head causing it to slow down and then while its dazed, it would veer off and trample the lion, then fall off the drop off itself. i would then be home free

 

[xSkyDrAx]

:laugh:

 

[ArchCenturion]

What size gun do we get, because it would probally be pretty easy to take out the kangaroo, but the elephant would be tough.

Are we allowed to jump up onto the elephants back?

 

[2Xtreme21]

LOL!

 

[jimbob200521]

9/10 people around me at work are now wondering what I'm laughing at! :laugh:

 

[FoBoT]

JUMP onto the elephant

 

[imported_drummerboy]

:laugh:I would just kick the lion in the mouth and bounce...

 

[Glavinsolo]

Was the horse on a conveyor belt?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: jimbob200521
9/10 people around me at work are now wondering what I'm laughing at! :laugh:

I didn't laugh at all. :thumbsdown:

 

[bigrash]

haha. that's a good one

 

[DaShen]

:laugh:

Man, for a Tuesday, ATOT has had a lot of jokes.

 

[z0mb13]

OMG I am LMAO! 😀😀

 

[newParadigm]

Originally posted by: Glavinsolo
Was the horse on a conveyor belt?

/thread. Seriously htat was the best response...

 

[Drakkon]

Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo

since when do kangaroos "gallop"?

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: Drakkon

Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo

since when do kangaroos "gallop"?

I thought kangaroos always gallopped?

 

[giantpinkbunnyhead]

I would do nothing! If the lion behind me is travelling at the same speed as I am, it won't very well catch me then, will it.

 

[zanieladie]

Cute. 🙂