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spasticnationboy

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Some unknown thief, who I'm sure is complete scum of the earth, and deserves a good beating, broke into my car and stole my Rio carbon 5gb, which was inside my center console, hidden from view. So either this cat had been watching me the whole time (Creepy) or just has a sixth sense about all things criminal. this was Friday night a hundred yards from the bar I was hanging out at, in a marginal part of town, not the best, but definitly not the worst. All weekend I've had daydreams of what I would have done had I walked out in the middle of the crime....... Really, what would I have done???? I don't carry a weapon, and I'm not the most aggressive of individuals....

My question to ATOT.... What would ATOT do???

 
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phantom309

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Originally posted by: spasticnationboy
Some unknown thief, who I'm sure is complete scum of the earth, and deserves a good beating, broke into my car and stole my Rio carbon 5gb, which was inside my center console, hidden from view. So either this cat had been watching me the whole time (Creepy) or just has a sixth sense about all things criminal. this was Friday night a hundred yards from the bar I was hanging out at, in a marginal part of town, not the best, but definitly not the worst. All weekend I've had daydreams of what I would have done had I walked out in the middle of the crime....... Really, what would I have done???? I don't carry a weapon, and I'm not the most aggressive of individuals....

My question to ATOT.... What would ATOT do???
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If you were smart you would've gotten a really good look at him, or better still, a digital photo. Then go to the police.

In a perfect world, we all ought to be able to legally stomp the fvck out of anyone we catch stealing our sh!t. But this isn't a perfect world, and that's how lots of nice white boys end up in prison.
 
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MisterJackson

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Anal rape by Silverback Gorilla springs to mind as a first reaction....but given more time I can get a little more creative.
 
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LeiZaK

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Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Anal rape by Silverback Gorilla springs to mind as a first reaction....but given more time I can get a little more creative.
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Damn, you have some serious resources, don't you? Most people don't have access to a silverback for the purpose of anal rape.
 
Schadenfreude

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Standard asswhuppin', either by;

-myself (if I can),
or,
-a mob consisting of me and my friends.
 
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Reel

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Originally posted by: LeiZaK
Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Anal rape by Silverback Gorilla springs to mind as a first reaction....but given more time I can get a little more creative.
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Damn, you have some serious resources, don't you? Most people don't have access to a silverback for the purpose of anal rape.
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Craigslist
 
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Kev

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I would have tugged on his shirt and politely request that he stop misbehaving.
 
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Titan

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I would have broke his legs, or maybe his back so he wouldn't get away.

But since you mention being non-agressive, remember people are the talking animals. You should watch, gather enough information to whine to someone who cares (like the Popo) and not to people in ATOT who are not paid to care.

This world is full of thieves, legal or otherwise. Get used to it.
 
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ahurtt

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Originally posted by: spasticnationboy
Some unknown thief, who I'm sure is complete scum of the earth, and deserves a good beating, broke into my car and stole my Rio carbon 5gb, which was inside my center console, hidden from view. So either this cat had been watching me the whole time (Creepy) or just has a sixth sense about all things criminal. this was Friday night a hundred yards from the bar I was hanging out at, in a marginal part of town, not the best, but definitly not the worst. All weekend I've had daydreams of what I would have done had I walked out in the middle of the crime....... Really, what would I have done???? I don't carry a weapon, and I'm not the most aggressive of individuals....

My question to ATOT.... What would ATOT do???
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sounds fishy. . .were you there with anyone you knew who would also know where you put the thing that was stolen? Did it appear they had gone through all the other stuff in the car or did they just go straight for the item in question and leave everything else untouched? If they went straight for the thing that was taken without touching anything else, I'd reconsider who my friends were. Anything about your car in particular you can think of that might have made a would-be thief single you out? Really nice car or something?
 
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spasticnationboy

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NO, a standard jeep cherokee about ten years old. They did go through everything in the car, I mean everything, but all they took was the mp3 player and some loose change in the dash. Mp3 player was hidden in the console, so it wasn't in plain view, although I frequent this establishment, so if it was a neighborhood kid or something, they may have seen me park there before......... I swear I could have missed this guy by mere minutes.... who knows right???

I do like the an&al Rape by ape, that sounds like fair enough treatment.... dont' you think:????
 
sourceninja

sourceninja

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thats why I train martial arts, for the rare chance I get to choke a stranger out cold on the street.
 
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Viperoni

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If I actually caught a crook in the middle of stealing something of mine... I'd need a really big casts on both hands from all the face-melting I'd be doing.
 
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Armitage

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Meh - I know where she lives, but the theft was legally sanctioned so I guess I'm out of luck.
 
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