what would you do with $1.3b?

Dirigible

Diamond Member
Apr 26, 2006
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I'd try to make poison oak and poison ivy extinct. Because fuck those species.
 

Red Squirrel

No Lifer
May 24, 2003
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Probably build a data center... and a super computer inside. And run fiber to it, of course.

And 2 chicks at once in the generator room.
 

dawp

Lifer
Jul 2, 2005
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why stop at two? y'all thinking too small. I'd get a harem of at least 20 chicks.
 

SlitheryDee

Lifer
Feb 2, 2005
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Would that buy a decent sized mountain? I would probably never do anything with it, but I'd like to be able to tell people about all the stuff on "my mountain". I've heard people say that before, but I'll be the first one to mean it. Other people can live there, but only so long as they call it "SlitheryDee's mountain". I cant have any people claiming ownership of my mountain just because they were living there or something. Those people need to go buy their own mountains.
 

Farang

Lifer
Jul 7, 2003
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Giant yacht, international waters.. you can do anything in international waters. Have a team of mercenaries to do by bidding.
 

Red Squirrel

No Lifer
May 24, 2003
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buy anandtech and shut down the site.

Actually I'd probably buy it, keep it running, but change stuff around. First thing would be getting rid of that ridiculous unneeded "maintenance" window. That's a lot of lost ad revenue for no reason. Of course, it would also be hosted in my shiny new data center.
 

PliotronX

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Oct 17, 1999
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Two chicks at the same time man
lawrence-office-space.jpg

 

DigDog

Lifer
Jun 3, 2011
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after much consideration, i also have to go with two chicks at the same time.
 

rudder

Lifer
Nov 9, 2000
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I am going to buck the current trend and go with 3 chicks at the same time. I will be doing the dirty dance with two of them while the third is in the kitchen making me a sandwich.
 

Imp

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Feb 8, 2000
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That's like $30 million a year if I stuck it into a shitty savings account.