What would you do/say/think if an old friend introduces his lady friend as "This is my mistress..."?

[Turkish]

A friend you haven't seen for a long time. Serious question.

 

[white]

i'd wonder if she really is. is she hot?

 

[Reel]

Do you think he meant it as dominatrix or as in action on the side?

 

[DaveSimmons]

(bow) (kiss hand) "Charmed, milady."

-or-

"You're hot, is your contract exclusive or non?"

 

[dderidex]

Hell, I introduce the wife as 'the mistress' a lot of the time just for fun. Hell, SHE introduces herself as my mistress from time to time!

 

[randomlinh]

Originally posted by: dderidex
Hell, I introduce the wife as 'the mistress' a lot of the time just for fun. Hell, SHE introduces herself as my mistress from time to time!

haha, that's great

 

[aidanjm]

I'd assume he was joking

 

[rudder]

I would ask to see pics of the friends wife. If the wife is hot and he has a mistress.. well then you profit.

 

[meltdown75]

I'd think, "sweet, he wants to share 'dis ho with me! w00t!"

lol j/k. mistress has some sexy connotations to it. did you meet his wife as well?

 

[Kelemvor]

Ask if you can borrow her a few nightes a week.

 

[apoppin]

Say, "pleasure to meet you"
:roll:

 

[Argo]

I'd give him a high five.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: Argo
I'd give him a high five.

:laugh:

 

[NeoAaronX]

Originally posted by: dderidex
Hell, I introduce the wife as 'the mistress' a lot of the time just for fun. Hell, SHE introduces herself as my mistress from time to time!

I thought I told her to stop doing that,.....

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Originally posted by: Argo
I'd give him a high five.

 

[JoeKing]

I would think it would be worse if he introduced her as "This is my mattress..."