What would you do if...

[GroundZero]

Originally posted by: Teck
Your driving home on the highway you look up and see thousands upon thousands of North Koreans parachuting down with from planes. Basically its a full fledged invasion of the United States.

What would be your first reaction?

After the initial shock what would you do?

get real, there is no way that there are going to be more than a couple of their planes that even make it into the country.
we would see them coming from forever and they would be fish food out in the ocean. even if a few did make it into the country, they wouldn't last long once on the ground. we've got over 2 handguns per person in this country and that doesn't even count the assult and hunting rifles...

 

[IcePhoenix]

Originally posted by: CPA
First, I would probably request a special session of the UN to see if I could get clearance from the Security Council to defend my homeland and liberate my people.

After France and Germany say "We will veto any resolution that allows you to use violent action", I would then call up some of my buddies and ask them if they could help out.

Then, I would make sure I brought my Camcorder and digital camera to record, for legal and posterity purposes, the courses of my actions.

In the midst of my buddies and mine combat I would make sure that I only shot when there were absolutely no chance of hitting a buddy (friendly fire) or an illegal immigrant (I'm in Texas, so there are a lot of them down here). If I accidently did, I would apologize profusely and explain to the local reporter on the scene of this whole incident that "War if ugly, innocent people get hurt". At which point the reporter will give me a confused look.

Finally, I would have to bring my first aid kit and provide basic care to any of the North Koreans I hit, while at the same time hoping that this North Korean didn't just pull a fake surrender and shoot me with his hidden .33 magnum.

I will try to remind my fellow citizens that this may take more than a few days to clean up, but keep the faith we will prevail.

That is the funniest thing I read all week. Cheers, CPA

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: IcePhoenix

Originally posted by: CPA
First, I would probably request a special session of the UN to see if I could get clearance from the Security Council to defend my homeland and liberate my people.

After France and Germany say "We will veto any resolution that allows you to use violent action", I would then call up some of my buddies and ask them if they could help out.

Then, I would make sure I brought my Camcorder and digital camera to record, for legal and posterity purposes, the courses of my actions.

In the midst of my buddies and mine combat I would make sure that I only shot when there were absolutely no chance of hitting a buddy (friendly fire) or an illegal immigrant (I'm in Texas, so there are a lot of them down here). If I accidently did, I would apologize profusely and explain to the local reporter on the scene of this whole incident that "War if ugly, innocent people get hurt". At which point the reporter will give me a confused look.

Finally, I would have to bring my first aid kit and provide basic care to any of the North Koreans I hit, while at the same time hoping that this North Korean didn't just pull a fake surrender and shoot me with his hidden .33 magnum.

I will try to remind my fellow citizens that this may take more than a few days to clean up, but keep the faith we will prevail.

That is the funniest thing I read all week. Cheers, CPA

Thank you.

 

[dabuddha]

Originally posted by: CPA
First, I would probably request a special session of the UN to see if I could get clearance from the Security Council to defend my homeland and liberate my people.

After France and Germany say "We will veto any resolution that allows you to use violent action", I would then call up some of my buddies and ask them if they could help out.

Then, I would make sure I brought my Camcorder and digital camera to record, for legal and posterity purposes, the courses of my actions.

In the midst of my buddies and mine combat I would make sure that I only shot when there were absolutely no chance of hitting a buddy (friendly fire) or an illegal immigrant (I'm in Texas, so there are a lot of them down here). If I accidently did, I would apologize profusely and explain to the local reporter on the scene of this whole incident that "War if ugly, innocent people get hurt". At which point the reporter will give me a confused look.

Finally, I would have to bring my first aid kit and provide basic care to any of the North Koreans I hit, while at the same time hoping that this North Korean didn't just pull a fake surrender and shoot me with his hidden .33 magnum.

I will try to remind my fellow citizens that this may take more than a few days to clean up, but keep the faith we will prevail.

lol good one!