what would you do if you were armed and ...

[brainhulk]

A really dark Indian shot at you with a giant black dildo?

 

[blackdogdeek]

I wonder if this thread will get locked.

 

[Cookie]

/hug

 

[amdhunter]

Shoot back with my thumb sized yellow one.

 

[Scotteq]

Blind him with a handful of pubes before laying an Astroglide oil slick as I make my escape.

 

[olds]

I wonder if this thread will get locked.

And how long the OP's ban will be for.

 

[marvdmartian]

0/10

Sorry, OP, but the satire just isn't there, and substituting silliness doesn't cut it.