What would you do If you got Cut by an Old Lady at Grocery checkout line?

[xSkyDrAx]

I was hoping this story ended with her inviting you back to her nursing home for some fig newtons and champagne, and you removing her Depends ever so slowly, applying A n D ointment all over her seasoned flesh.

I...uh...wha...nnn...

/barfffff

 

[alkemyst]

just keep pushing your cart forward and tell the cashier the first few items 'you don't want anymore'

When she rolls back, tell her the end of the line is ----------> that way.

lolz.

 

[DCal430]

"Here I thought you were just physically disabled, now I see you are also mentally disabled"

"Go ahead and cut me, it is clear the your dementia has left you with little time remaining, I on the other had still have decades"

 

[Anubis]

ive never had someone cut in front of me at the store

 

[IronWing]

Was she fat? If we're gonna do your hating for you, we want to go full on.

 

[MotF Bane]

Give them nothing, but take from them EVERYTHING!

 

[squirrel dog]

should have at least got her number ...

 

[MayorOfAmerica]

It's just a grocery line. Who gives a fuck? Besides you should always, except for emergencies, offer the old lady to go ahead of you.