What would you do if you caught your roommate masturbating?

[InlineFour]

serious question.

and if she was a female roommate?

 

[mb]

Leave quickly and never bring it up.

 

[bleeb]

Ouch. Good luck!

 

[Quasmo]

video tape it and put it up on youtube.

 

[SlitheryDee]

I'd never let him forget it. Oh man if only I had that kinda dirt on my roommates.

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
video tape it and put it up on youtube.

So you can masturbate later while watching it?

 

[Sentinel]

Nothing, what the hell does it matter. His nuts just shrank into his body so shouldn't happen again.

 

[myjaja]

Originally posted by: tfinch2

Originally posted by: Quasmo
video tape it and put it up on youtube.

So you can masturbate later while watching it?

lol :thumbsup:

 

[Bateluer]

I wouldn't say anything, but back out of the room as quickly as possible, never mentioning it again.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Sentinel
Nothing, what the hell does it matter. His nuts just shrank into his body so shouldn't happen again.

 

[Random Variable]

female roommate?

 

[bleeb]

Originally posted by: Random Variable
female roommate?

Thats a whole different ball game. =P

 

[Slacker]

Help?

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: Slacker
Help?

LOL

 

[suicidalpigeon]

Originally posted by: tfinch2

Originally posted by: Slacker
Help?

LOL

depends on the scenario. :Q

 

[bennylong]

want to join?

 

[Sentinel]

Originally posted by: bleeb

Originally posted by: Random Variable
female roommate?

Thats a whole different ball game. =P

No doubt about that. :thumbsup:

 

[Whitecloak]

lend a hand?

 

[Bryophyte]

I'd offer to lend a hand.

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
I'd offer to lend a hand.

umm...

uhhh..

ehhh..

n/m

 

[erwin1978]

If it's a guy, I would barge in the room and laugh until he cries. If it's a girl, I would quickly go to the store and purchase a Sony HD camera and run back and record everything in hidef.

 

[Baked]

Female roommate? Whip it out.

Male roommate? Video tape for blackmail.

 

[buck]

I caught my roomate once.... He locked both locks thinking that he would have enough time to zip up in case i came home. Well thing was, for some reason, he left his keys in the door (safe area) and i just used them to unlock and open the door. He jumped up from being on the couch and well, it was very weird.....

 

[DainBramaged]

What is so embarassing about getting caught masturbating? It's not like everyone here doesn't do it.

 

[Pacfanweb]

Originally posted by: InlineFour
serious question.

and if she was a female roommate?

Well, since I'm married and my roommate is my wife, I'd either watch, or join in.