What would you do if you became dennilfloss?

[dennilfloss]

Let's say you wake up tomorrow morning and, thanks to a happy/cruel twist of nature, you find yourself inhabiting my body :shocked:

http://www.fototime.com/%7BEA2.../origpict/bendover.jpg

while I find myself in yours and we keep our intact minds and personalities (kinda like Lister and Rimmer in a Red Dwarf episode). Moreover, this change is permanent (there's no telling the amount of depravation that would happen if this were but temporary).

*Speed*

What do you do? What do you do?

Edit: Actually, might be fun to say what you'd do if it were temporary too, say... one day.

 

[MotF Bane]

Joke's on you.

 

[crab]

Start loading my shotgun.

 

[Howard]

Oh, my God.

 

[Q]

ahhahahaha

 

[destrekor]

drugs. and cry.

 

[squirrel dog]

Normally I will run up in your yard , drop major log near the front door , then piss all over you mailbox/garbage can as I make a hasty retreat .

 

[Kadarin]

Oh dear...

 

[Proprioceptive]

....stick that needle in my ass and inject. Whatever it was is your problem now (speaking on the temporary situation).

 

[Megatomic]

Hahaha, you'd have to put up with my kids!

*points and laughs*

 

[DayLaPaul]

Originally posted by: crab
Start loading my shotgun.

 

[sonambulo]

I'd be none too happy about it, that's for sure.

 

[BriGy86]

Originally posted by: DayLaPaul

Originally posted by: crab
Start loading my shotgun.

You only need one.

 

[Barfo]

Bring back nowheremom.

 

[Hyperblaze]

All depends on what's available to me.

 

[TallBill]

I'd kill us both in a murder/suicide.

Not only could I not live in your fucked up world, but I wouldn't let you ruin my old shell either.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Do crazy stuff that I'm too chicken to do with my own body, like try some parkour without any training whatsoever. They make jumping off a 2 story building and safely land on a railing look so easy, I want to try that!

 

[UberNeuman]

Jesus, man - do something about those dark circles under your eyes......

 

[dbk]

get a tan

 

[JEDI]

Originally posted by: dennilfloss
Let's say you wake up tomorrow morning and, thanks to a happy/cruel twist of nature, you find yourself inhabiting my body :shocked:

http://www.fototime.com/%7BEA2.../origpict/bendover.jpg

while I find myself in yours and we keep our intact minds and personalities (kinda like Lister and Rimmer in a Red Dwarf episode). Moreover, this change is permanent (there's no telling the amount of depravation that would happen if this were but temporary).

*Speed*

What do you do? What do you do?

Edit: Actually, might be fun to say what you'd do if it were temporary too, say... one day.

make up being married to a girl, then kill her

oh wait..

 

[SlitheryDee]

I'd get contacts, new clothes, and a tan. Then I'd proceed to get more tang than you ever did.

 

[l0cke]

Self-sterilization

I don't want you to reproduce if it was temporary.

 

[Squisher]

Originally posted by: dbk
get a tan

and a better razor.

 

[MovingTarget]

Post on atot about the crazy morning I just had waking up in somebody else's body.....

 

[Bignate603]

First I'd move out of Canada.