What would you do if you are gifted a holodeck by aliens?

Braznor

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So you are bestowed with a holodeck by aliens visiting Earth. You are sole possessor of this marvel and no one else on this planet apart from you has one. It's well hidden in your basement and the govt cannot get to it either.

So what would do you do with the holodeck?

I would use it to alternate between a marvelous sunny pleasure island filled with holograms of the hottest females possible and one where I'm a general fighting great wars.

So which fantasies of yours would you bring to life with this marvel?
 

Braznor

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Booo....

Braznor creates a holodeck simulation of himself being whipped by ATOT'ers
 

K1052

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Originally posted by: FoBoT
i would go into a world with an endless twinkie machine and eat twinkies until i puked

10 bucks and a trip to Costco can make that one happen in real life
 

FoBoT

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fobot.com
Originally posted by: K1052
Originally posted by: FoBoT
i would go into a world with an endless twinkie machine and eat twinkies until i puked

10 bucks and a trip to Costco can make that one happen in real life

sure $10 may be nothing to you, i'll wait for the aliens and their FREE holodeck :roll:
 

DainBramaged

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Originally posted by: FoBoT
Originally posted by: K1052
Originally posted by: FoBoT
i would go into a world with an endless twinkie machine and eat twinkies until i puked

10 bucks and a trip to Costco can make that one happen in real life

sure $10 may be nothing to you, i'll wait for the aliens and their FREE holodeck :roll:

lol
 

NFS4

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natalie_portman_winona_ryder_threesome_whipped_cream_cherries_handcuffs.holodeck
 

Braznor

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In addition, I will create a simulation of all people I hate being trampled to death by Godzilla while I get 'foot massages' from Anna Kournikova triplets.
 

archiloco

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sell it for the sum of 40 billion dollars, then regret it the instant i sell it, get punished by aliens for selling such a great gift and end up with nothing...........
 

amdhunter

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I'd invent a holodeck program with this woman that I like a lot, make it a basement enviornment, chain her ass to a metallic bed, get out the electric dild....er, I mean, I'd watch a baseball game between some Vulcans and a bunch of people/aliens from a space station far away. :)
 

newb111

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Originally posted by: amdhunter
I'd invent a holodeck program with this woman that I like a lot, make it a basement enviornment, chain her ass to a metallic bed, get out the electric dild....er, I mean, I'd watch a baseball game between some Vulcans and a bunch of people/aliens from a space station far away. :)

:Q
 

Braznor

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Originally posted by: amdhunter
I'd invent a holodeck program with this woman that I like a lot, make it a basement enviornment, chain her ass to a metallic bed, get out the electric dild....er, I mean, I'd watch a baseball game between some Vulcans and a bunch of people/aliens from a space station far away. :)

Why a game of football between aliens and humans?

I would rather conjure a volleyball game with teams of hottest women contesting naked.
 

ppdes

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I'd have it simulate a bunch of inventors and then patent their inventions.
 

Alone

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Probably simulate a forum that didn't have a thread like this made every month.