What would you do if the Large Hadron Collider created a black hole

[Arcadio]

Never mind how unlikely this is or how black holes really work, but let's say that the LHC somehow created a black hole that starts from a point and grows at a rate of 1 mile per hour, in all directions (a sphere). What would you do. What would HUMANITY do?

 

[Soundmanred]

Uh...die?

 

[Vehemence]

I'd get super pissed at all the racism.

 

[Joemonkey]

Originally posted by: Soundmanred
Uh...die?

This

 

[KeithTalent]

What would you do if the Large Hadron Collider created a black hole

In before dNor with RACIST!

KT

Edit: OMG too slow.

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

What would you do if the Large Hadron Collider created a black hole

In before dNor with RACIST!

KT

Edit: OMG too slow.

lol

EDIT: I would enjoy the last moments of life by kicking back. Watching the game, drinking a bud.

 

[natto fire]

Originally posted by: Soundmanred
Uh...die?

I'm gonna go with this. I hear vital organs don't work as well when compressed to a singularity.

 

[Aharami]

i read that as "Large Hardon Collider created a black hole"

 

[tranceport]

What if it was a WHITE HOLE!

 

[darkxshade]

negate it with a white hole?

 

[Homerboy]

Ummm duh. Post on ATOT.

 

[Q]

2 chicks at the same time.

 

[manlymatt83]

Originally posted by: Quintox
2 chicks at the same time.

QFT

 

[Arcadio]

Originally posted by: Soundmanred
Uh...die?

Do you happen to live in the border between France and Switzerland?

 

[RallyMaster]

Crablegs and beer.

 

[Vonkhan]

sell my stock options

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: Arcadio

Originally posted by: Soundmanred
Uh...die?

Do you happen to live in the border between France and Switzerland?

what part of growing in diameter @ 1 MPH did you not understand?

 

[Toastedlightly]

Throw things into it (if possible, although I vote it would be due to the lack of real physics in this thread).

 

[BoomerD]

Fuck it...do my best imitation of a swan dive, right into the center of it...

Take that, ya nasty-ass black ho.....le

 

[Arcadio]

Originally posted by: sdifox

Originally posted by: Arcadio

Originally posted by: Soundmanred
Uh...die?

Do you happen to live in the border between France and Switzerland?

what part of growing in diameter @ 1 MPH did you not understand?

What I meant is that unless the black hole reaches your current location, you would not be sucked by it.

 

[Alyx]

grab my towel and much on some peanuts.

 

[ShadowOfMyself]

Find the cutest girl I can and have wild sex until the time is up

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: Arcadio

Originally posted by: sdifox

Originally posted by: Arcadio

Originally posted by: Soundmanred
Uh...die?

Do you happen to live in the border between France and Switzerland?

what part of growing in diameter @ 1 MPH did you not understand?

What I meant is that unless the black hole reaches your current location, you would not be sucked by it.

you still are not getting it... Earth is fucked because that would totally screw up the planet's gravity.

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: Alyx
grab my towel and much on some peanuts.

beer would help too... and an electric thumb for flagging down spaceships.

Most important of all, Don't Panic.

 

[lokiju]

Die.