What would you do if the internet went down??

[guyver01]

What would you do if the INTERNET went down?

One satirical site gives tips for broadband junkies suddenly facing a severed data umbilical to the outside world. The Toque.net offers up some quality tips for users facing an outage crisis.

"Communicating with your wife or girlfriend may seem like a radical suggestion, but the time investment may offer long-term rewards. Spending any amount of time talking about your "relationship" may free up more Internet time for you later on, when your ADSL or Cable link to the World Wide Web has been restored. WARNING: These will probably be the longest hours of your life."

 

[teddymines]

"Went down"???

One me? The whole internet??????

 

[PunDogg]

i downloaded the internet, so i have it on my computer

Dogg

i think someone else said this before, but not sure who

 

[shekondar]

Repost lists of things to do when the internet goes down?

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: PunDogg
i downloaded the internet, so i have it on my computer

Dogg

i think someone else said this before, but not sure who

I beat the Internet. The end guy is hard.

 

[NathanBWF]

yeah i backed up the internet to a floppy disk and i always carry it around with me just in case...

 

[guyver01]

Originally posted by: shekondar
Repost lists of things to do when the internet goes down?

i got more replies

 

[TekChik]

damn. i dunno WHAT i'd do!!

great, now you've given me yet another crisis to worry about.

:|

 

[Commish]

Call Al Gore to fix the damned thing. Afterall, he did invent it you know.

 

[Turkish]

I'd hit it.

 

[toekramp]

Originally posted by: Xiety
I'd hit it.

n00b

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: shekondar
Repost lists of things to do when the internet goes down?

'Splain me this: How are you going to repost anything without Internet access?

 

[TheCorm]

I'd come here and post to tell everyone that the internet had gone down and start a support group on the matter....

 

[new2AMD]

work

 

[Kenazo]

I'd get a heck of a lot more done.

 

[TheAudit]

If it happened now then I'd be one bored fool at work!

 

[Ogg]

Originally posted by: new2AMD
work

hahahahahaha good one.



I guess I could do some work.

Anyone need a map made?
I think thats my job.

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: guyver01

"Communicating with your wife or girlfriend may seem like a radical suggestion, but the time investment may offer long-term rewards. Spending any amount of time talking about your "relationship" may free up more Internet time for you later on, when your ADSL or Cable link to the World Wide Web has been restored. WARNING: These will probably be the longest hours of your life."

what a load of crap!!

we could just play some LAN games, Age of Mythology or something, no need to resort to such outrageous method as that ! :Q :Q :Q

 

[Miramonti]

I'd send all my packets via ups.