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What would you do if aliens took you and put you in their zoos?

Assuming there was no way to escape, I'd probably just put on a good show...do wierd stuff every day...and try to reach through the bars and steal peoples' stuff.

Yeah, you could live pretty well, in an alien zoo.
 
I can see it now....

"After numerous attempts to cajole the humans into breeding, we've realized that we need something called a female of their species."
 
Didn't this happen in "Slaughterhouse Five"?

I think some Joe Schmoe was kidnapped by aliens and put in a pen designed to look like a house, along with a supermodel. The aliens wanted to watch them mate.
 
Originally posted by: NuclearNed
Didn't this happen in "Slaughterhouse Five"?

I think some Joe Schmoe was kidnapped by aliens and put in a pen designed to look like a house, along with a supermodel. The aliens wanted to watch them mate.
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See, now why can't I be lucky enough to have that happen to me. It's just not fair, I tell you.
 
Originally posted by: NuclearNed
Didn't this happen in "Slaughterhouse Five"?

I think some Joe Schmoe was kidnapped by aliens and put in a pen designed to look like a house, along with a supermodel. The aliens wanted to watch them mate.
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Yup. Billy Pilgrim was his name.
 
Originally posted by: Phoenix86
What if it was run like a 3rd world zoo? :Q
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They're not THAT bad...but you would get alien kids trying to poke you. The obvious solution is to let them get really close, then bite off their fingers...as a 3rd world zoo, they won't do anything to you, whereas they might put you down at a US zoo.
 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: ManSnake
What would you do if aliens took you and put you in their zoos?
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i would hope i was locked up with some hot guys 😀
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Instead you'll end up with the 100 hottest guys from ATOT 😛
It's too bad I'm 101 🙁
 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: ManSnake
What would you do if aliens took you and put you in their zoos?
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i would hope i was locked up with some hot guys 😀
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Just watch out for those alien freaks that want to have interspecies relationships.

Or get stuck with the alien equivelant of Steve Erwin. "Crikey, watch as I poke this one with a stick"
 
Originally posted by: Bootprint
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: ManSnake
What would you do if aliens took you and put you in their zoos?
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i would hope i was locked up with some hot guys 😀
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Just watch out for those alien freaks that want to have interspecies relationships.
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That's OK, we'll inundate them with waves of furries and take care of two problems at once.
 
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