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What would you do for love?

Riprorin

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Here's a good one:

In Italy, they take their romance seriously, Reuters reports that a 27-year old Scilian man desperate to impress his ex-girlfriend exchewed the usual methods - regular baths, steady work, opening the door for her - and begged a friend to shoot him in the groin in order to gain the woman's pity. The plan, uh, backfired: After hospital treatment, the man and his pal faced legal action; the woman said she never wanted to see him again.
 
Please, not the groin. Say it ain't so.
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yeh, WHY the groin? how about a leg, or an arm? 😛

an let me tell you about Italian guys, yeh they are great lovers, but the bottom line is they are all about themselves.
 
And I would do anything for love,I'd run right into hell and back,I would do anything for love,I'll never lie to you and thats a fact.But I'll never forget the way you feel right now- Oh no - no way - And I would do anything for love,Oh I would do anything for love,I would do anything for love,But I wont do that, No I wont do that,And some days it don't come easy,And some days it don't come hardSome days it don't come at all,And these are the days that never end.And some nights you breathing fire,And some nights your carved in ice,Some nights your like nothing I've ever seen before, or will again.And maybe Im crazy, Oh it's crazy and it's true,I know you can save me, no one else can save me now but you.As long as the planets are turning,As long as the stars are burning,As long as your dreams are coming true - You better believe it! -That I would do anything for love!Oh I would do anything for love,Oh I would do anything for love,But I wont do that, no I wont do that...I will do anything for love,Anything you've been dreaming of,But I just wont do that...I will do anything for love,Anything you've been dreaming of,But I just won't do...And some days I pray for Silence,And some days I pray for Soul,Some days I just pray to the God of Sex and Drums and Rock 'N' Roll.And Maybe I'm lonely, And thats all I'm qualified to be,There's just one and only, The one and only promise I can keep.As long as the wheels are turning,As long as the fires are burning,As long as your prayers are coming true - You better believe it!That I would do anything for love!And you know it's true and thats a fact,I would do anything for love!And there'll never be no turning back -But I'll never do it better than I do it with you,So long - So long - And I would do anything for love,Oh I would do anything for love,I would do anything for love,But I wont do that, No, No. No, I wont do that!Girl : Will you raise me up?Will you help me down?Will you help get me right out of this Godforsaken town?Will you make it all a little less cold?Meat Loaf : I can do that!I can do that!Girl : Will you cater to every fantasy that I've got?Will ya hose me down with holy water - if I get too hot - hot?Will you take me to places that I've never known?Meat Loaf : I can do that!I can do that!Girl : I know the territory - I've been around,It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down,Sooner or later you'll be screwing around.Meat Loaf: I wont do that!No I wont do that!Anything for love, But I wont do that!

Damn you whoever beat me to the punch. 😛

Incidentally, if you want to clear out a bar all you have to do is play this song on the jukebox. The song never seems to end.

I'm not kidding, it works.

 
Originally posted by: Zanix
So in the meatloaf song, just what the hell is "that" that he won't do? I don't get it.

THAT is what he wouldn't do for love.

He would do anything for love, but He won't do that.

it makes perfect sense to me 😀

 
When I find it, I'll let you know.

Thought I had it a few times, and did LOTS of stupid sh!t, but it didn't matter.. Must not have been it.
 
Originally posted by: guyver01
Originally posted by: Zanix
So in the meatloaf song, just what the hell is "that" that he won't do? I don't get it.

THAT is what he wouldn't do for love.

He would do anything for love, but He won't do that.

it makes perfect sense to me 😀

Oh.. it's like a double negative or something. So meatloaf will do nothing for love?

-wait, He will not do anything for love.

EDIT: I hate this song.
 
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