true story, swear to allah:
chem. 2 class in HS. 3rd quarter. fscking around in the back. a friend, who is now in westpoint so that gives you idea how hardcore he is, says "look, for a million dollars i would let michael jackson pound my ass. (in all seriousness)." i bust a nut laughing. teacher says "what's so funny?" (teacher is 50, short, 300lbs ... aka troll) i say, very loudly cause she's a good 100ft up there "for $1million donnie would let MJ wreck his rectum." i got a referral and sent to deans office. my being a senior got a "come sit in here for the first 15minutes of your lunch." well worth it.