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What would you do? (Bathroom question)

PingSpike

Lifer
Awhile back I was at work and had to 'make a deposit' as it were. I went into the single toliet, single person bathroom near my office which had that residual odor of some one else making a deposit and there appeared to be a wad of toliet paper still lodged in the bottom.

I really had to go, so I ignored said paper and did the deed. Not surprisingly, when I flushed the toliet appeared to be clogged and rather than destroying my evidence it simply churned it up into a brown soup. The toliet did not overflow, but it got dangerously near the top before stopping. At this point, I am pissed. I have to pay the price for some one else's toliet clogging moves. Possibly the toliet will flush fine on the next attempt. Possibly the toliet will overflow a disgusting mess on the next attempt. There's no plunger in there. What would you do in this situation?

I just got the hell out of there because I couldn't think of anything else to do.
 
Under no circumstances would I take an action that could potentially make this situation worse. Sneak away.
 
call the janitor/maintenance staff.

sounds like someone gave that toilet the old school 'upper decker'

edit: and when i call them, tell them i found it that way.
 
Maybe next time flush it before you sit down to drop off the kiddies.

I will admit though that I have been guilty of doing the same thing. One time our sh!tty dorm had all of its water shut off, and I had to go so bad it was going to make me sick. I don't envy whoever had to clean up that bathroom and every other bathroom in the building.

Not my fault that jerk-offs cut the water off for several hours during the afternoon, though. I guess it was better than the time that we went a week without hot water for the showers, though.

Edit: Oh, and I wouldn't fess up to it. It wasn't your fault, and even if you try to explain that people probably won't believe you (except for the original pooper who will let you take the blame). Let someone else deal with it. 😛
 
Originally posted by: anxi80
call the janitor/maintenance staff.

sounds like someone gave that toilet the old school 'upper decker'

edit: and when i call them, tell them i found it that way.

I work for a small company. We have no regular maintenance staff.
 
Originally posted by: anxi80
call the janitor/maintenance staff.

sounds like someone gave that toilet the old school 'upper decker'

edit: and when i call them, tell them i found it that way.

Need to add the above as a poll item...
 
I work for a small company and the building only has two single occupancy bathrooms, so I'd have to go with the "Find a plunger" route.

At the building we used to be in when I started working here, the bathroom was bigger and we shared it with another company on the second floor, so it would have been easier to sneak away if that ever happened.... :evil:
 
no maintenance? then id dash. and start contemplating who to point the finger at in the case of it being brought up. 'yeah, i saw so-and-so near the area around 15 minutes ago, i always knew that mothafu**a was filthy!'
 
What could you have done with a plunger, if the poop water was to the top? You did the right thing. Hopefully you can get past this dramatic experience.
 
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