What would you classify as "God's gift to mankind?"

[BurnItDwn]

I don't think anything was "gifted" to mankind. Mankind evolved just like the rest of the species and has earned everything it has.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Cooler

Originally posted by: blurredvision
After today, two things top my list of being "God's Gift to Mankind."

1.) McDonalds apple pies
2.) Qdoba's queso dip

Needless to say, it's been a good day 😀. That is all.

2. I dont like pies.

You don't like pies?!?!

 

[engineereeyore]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: engineereeyore
I thought God's gift to mankind was his Son?

I hope he kept the receipt.

I don't think the gift is subject to exchange or refund. 😉

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: engineereeyore

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: engineereeyore
I thought God's gift to mankind was his Son?

I hope he kept the receipt.

I don't think the gift is subject to exchange or refund. 😉

Ugh. I guess we'll have to put him on eBay.

 

[Cooler]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: engineereeyore

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: engineereeyore
I thought God's gift to mankind was his Son?

I hope he kept the receipt.

I don't think the gift is subject to exchange or refund. 😉

Ugh. I guess we'll have to put him on eBay.

the bidder better use paypal just incase he cant do what he says he can.

 

[Don66]

Music:music:

 

[engineereeyore]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: engineereeyore

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: engineereeyore
I thought God's gift to mankind was his Son?

I hope he kept the receipt.

I don't think the gift is subject to exchange or refund. 😉

Ugh. I guess we'll have to put him on eBay.

Hmm...., what would the shipping cost from Heaven be??

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: engineereeyore

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: engineereeyore

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: engineereeyore
I thought God's gift to mankind was his Son?

I hope he kept the receipt.

I don't think the gift is subject to exchange or refund. 😉

Ugh. I guess we'll have to put him on eBay.

Hmm...., what would the shipping cost from Heaven be??

A lifetime of guilt? :laugh:

 

[JRich]

The ability to stream pr0n at 600KB/s for a low monthly fee.

 

[engineereeyore]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

A lifetime of guilt? :laugh:

I would complain then if I were you. I got free shipping on my order.

 

[grohl]

1) Scotch whiskey
2) Copenhagen tobacco

 

[kingpinxB]

the AK47 😀

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: engineereeyore

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

A lifetime of guilt? :laugh:

I would complain then if I were you. I got free shipping on my order.

You must have gotten a RossMAN coupon.

 

[ntdz]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: codeyf
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Too old. Prefer Kirsten Dunst.

Kirsten Dunst is f*cking ugly, and I mean U-G-L-Y.

Her teeth aren't even straight for christs sake, and her chest is a surfboard.

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: ntdz
Kirsten Dunst is f*cking ugly, and I mean U-G-L-Y.

If you think that you are a disturbed soul. I like girls who have their own slightly imperfect but unique look. Perfect imperfection I call it.

The run way model types? They all look the same. You can have them.

I just don't get turned on by perfection or repetition. As long as they're not old or obese and are decently attractive and classy. :thumbsup:

Dunst is HAWT.

 

[Davegod75]

His Son

 

[her209]

Chuck Norris FTW!

 

[kd2777]

Originally posted by: Xanis

Originally posted by: AmdEmAll
Alcohol
Pussy
Food

Seconded.

Those are not ?gift's? from God, there are the essentials he gave use for survival 😛.

kd

 

[kd2777]

Originally posted by: JRich
The ability to stream pr0n at 600KB/s for a low monthly fee.

lol

very nice, the best response so far

kd

 

[Udel]

Amanda Wenk.

 

[Aquila76]

Serious Answer: Free Will

J/K answer: Erections & Friction

 

[judasmachine]

No God
No Gift

Nature's gift to us was life itself.

 

[Vegitto]

I'd classify myself as God's gift to mankind.. You'll find out why soon enough :laugh:.

 

[oboeguy]

Originally posted by: blurredvision
After today, two things top my list of being "God's Gift to Mankind."

1.) McDonalds apple pies
2.) Qdoba's queso dip

Needless to say, it's been a good day 😀. That is all.

Sorry, nothing from a chain restaurant can be that good.:disgust: