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what would u do if there was a vampire after u?

Get Emeril Lagasse to come over and cook for me. That man owns more garlic than anyone else on this planet.
 


<< Yeah, but the female vampires are hot.... >>



well, if it's a female vampire, maybe i'd let the dream run a little longer...
 
Someones been reading too much Ann Rice!!!!

Gag.

Is there a more untalented hack out there? I think not.
 
If it was a hot female vampire, I'll pull down my pants, point at my weenie and say, &quot;use this straw to suck my blood&quot;
 


<< i'd strap wooden stakes around my neck and get some garlic >>



At this point I'd probably kneel down and bare my neck to relieve myself of the misery that is the AT forums.
 
I'm pretty sick and tired of the whole Vampire phenomina. During the 90's a lot of wanna be gothic folks were way into that sh*t and it's pretty lame now. So if one was after me I'd tell them to get a life! 😉
 


<< If it was a hot female vampire, I'll pull down my pants, point at my weenie and say, &quot;use this straw to suck my blood&quot; >>


You better watch out. If she misinterprets your implication, I wouldn't want to be you when she actually does start to suck blood outta there.
== logix
 
I'd run and get my silver bullets (Like I've got so much of that lying around). Recently I've been carving some stakes, so I'd probably go grab some of them (yeah Carving is a hobby of mine *coughs yeah right *coughs*). Lastly being the exact opposite of Emril I'd go get my tomatoes because I have no garlic.. I'd throw the tomatoes at the vampire and then run like hell.
 
I would marvel at the fact that vampires actually exist...and then realize (all too late) exactly what a vampire does...hehe
 
At this point I'd probably kneel down and bare my neck to relieve myself of the misery that is the AT forums.

Well said.
 
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