What would the world be like if the Seahawks won the Superbowl?

[ATLien247]

 

[Mucho]

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[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

What would the world be like if the Seahawks won the Superbowl?

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To have been a proper parody, you should have asked "What would the world be like if the Steelers won the Superbowl?"

 

[ATLien247]

Originally posted by: Mucho
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Hey, it's my first parody ever... Cut me some slack! :laugh:

 

[Amplifier]

They did win the Superbowl, the refs just gave it to the other team.

 

[jagec]

A better, fairer place. North Korea would open its doors, and Kim Jong Il would acknowledge he had been an unjust and tyrannical leader. The insurgents in Iraq and Palestine would lay down their arms, and in turn the Israelis would stop demolishing their houses and shelling them, and the US would withdraw its troops. Africa would discover a miracle plant that simultaneously solves the hunger and AIDS epidemics, and would get a bunch of aid from the wealthier nations to implement this solution. The warlords, moved to tears by this display of generosity, will start building orphanages instead. Here are home, Bush would finally listen to the scientists, who would develop a new source of energy and building materials that is cheap, clean, abundant, and doesn't require the razing of our national forests. New homes would be built to replace those lost to Katrina, creationists and evolutionists would find common ground, and the immigrants would initiate a bold legal move that allows them to pay taxes and social services while they work, and kicks out the moochers.

And the emo kids would move from "depressed" to merely "unhappy".

 

[necine]

I'd be 100 richer instead of 100 poorer.

 

[BlancoNino]

I wouldn't have renounced my faith in god.

 

[chuckywang]

It'll be weird, cause have you ever met a HUGE Seahawks fan? I don't think so.

 

[ATLien247]

Originally posted by: jagec
A better, fairer place. North Korea would open its doors, and Kim Jong Il would acknowledge he had been an unjust and tyrannical leader. The insurgents in Iraq and Palestine would lay down their arms, and in turn the Israelis would stop demolishing their houses and shelling them, and the US would withdraw its troops. Africa would discover a miracle plant that simultaneously solves the hunger and AIDS epidemics, and would get a bunch of aid from the wealthier nations to implement this solution. The warlords, moved to tears by this display of generosity, will start building orphanages instead. Here are home, Bush would finally listen to the scientists, who would develop a new source of energy and building materials that is cheap, clean, abundant, and doesn't require the razing of our national forests. New homes would be built to replace those lost to Katrina, creationists and evolutionists would find common ground, and the immigrants would initiate a bold legal move that allows them to pay taxes and social services while they work, and kicks out the moochers.

And the emo kids would move from "depressed" to merely "unhappy".

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