Except, of course, the Texas education board.
This. A lot of Americans seem to get carried away by the supposed oppression of your precious freedoms, but you have to remember you still have the biggest GDP in the world, you still have an extraordinarily high standard of living, and you can still basically do whatever you want as long as you don't impinge on others. You are extraordinarily privileged to be living the lives you have, and you seem to have forgotten that billions of people would do almost anything to have your place.