What Would Happen If...

[TalonStrike]

ok, so people always hand their babies to the president, so that the president can hold or kiss their babies. What would happen if the president accidentally dropped he baby and the baby died? Would the president go to prison? Or would people be like, oh he is the president after all, and it was just a baby, so let's just move on and forget about it?

 

[dighn]

he would be sued. canuckistan would use this brief window of chaos to invade and claim what is rightfully ours. many babies will perish.

 

[Brigandier]

He'd shrug, smile and say, "Pardon me."

 

[Dr. Zaus]

I demand that these racist threads regarding the desire of African American presidents to hurt babies ends!

 

[IronWing]

Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face and got away with it. Obama could just turn the incident into a speech on healthcare.

 

[Wanescotting]

Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face and got away with it. Obama could just turn the incident into a speech on healthcare.

I was really surprised that Cheney got away with that...

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

I was really surprised that Cheney got away with that...

Get away with what? It was a hunting accident. Granted you have to be pretty cluless and careless to accidentally shoot someone but hunting accidents aren't usually a criminal matter.

 

[Aluvus]

Note to self: do not vote for TalonStrike for president.

 

[zanejohnson]

lol anything can be a hunting accident...

i can see it now..

it went like..


both after about a case of texas beer:


cheney: man my wife blah blah blah she's a bitch
friend: ha but she's got a sweet little ass on her
cheney: what bra?
friiend: yeah man i'd go balls deep in her blah blah blah
cheney: gunshot echoes off of many trees in the background/foreground
friend: gurgle gurgle gurgle
cheney: (calls his attorney)

 

[Brigandier]

lol anything can be a hunting accident...

i can see it now..

it went like..


both after about a case of texas beer:


cheney: man my wife blah blah blah she's a bitch
friend: ha but she's got a sweet little ass on her
cheney: what bra?
friiend: yeah man i'd go balls deep in her blah blah blah
cheney: gunshot echoes off of many trees in the background/foreground
friend: gurgle gurgle gurgle
cheney: (calls his attorney)

I thought the guy was his attorney...

 

[Dr. Zaus]

I thought the guy was his attorney...

You always have an attorney ready to sue your present attorney; only way to keep'm honest.

 

[Brigandier]

You always have an attorney ready to sue your present attorney; only way to keep'm honest.

Or you take them in the woods, shoot them in the face, and then force them to issue a formal apology to you.

Dick Cheney may be Darth Vader, but Darth Vader is boss.