What would be the world's coolest job for you?

Brutuskend

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Mattress tester. $50 an hour and ALL the sex and sleep I want!!

Hey, a guy can DREAM can't he??
 

Kadarin

Lifer
Nov 23, 2001
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I would like to work for the CIA.. Signal intelligence analysis, or something like that.
 
Feb 24, 2001
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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Mattress tester. $50 an hour and ALL the sex and sleep I want!!

Hey, a guy can DREAM can't he??

Reminds me of "The Critic" cartoon.

Girl was working for a company called "Mattress in an Hour"

"Today I had to deliver a mattress to Madona. Then another one. The another one....and then another one!"
 

bleckywelcky

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Sep 16, 2002
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Game "fun-ness" tester. No report writing, all you do is play a game and some guy listens to you along the way, you tell them if you hate something or if something is great. Or they just record the frequency of your "Awesome!"s or "Bullsh@t"s. Pay: $200/hour plus full premium benefits including 2 months paid vacation a year, luxury boxes at any and all events. Free airline tickets anytime anywhere in the world. Free hotel rooms, again anywhere and scheduled anytime in the world. No minimum work requirement, just however much you feel like doing. Free car and home, any make/model/price range on both.

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esso

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Oct 29, 2002
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Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Theoretical Physicist

You're not impressing anyone...really.

The coolest job for me would have to be a video game producer at a software studio like Rare or Retro.
 

CraigRT

Lifer
Jun 16, 2000
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Jim Scoutten - Motor Trend guy

hey lets drive all these sweet cars today and get paid... oh the joy.
 

RIGorous1

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Oct 26, 2002
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Actor like Mick Jagger!

So I can get paid millions just to for standing there and women get turned on just from watching me yawn!