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What would be the ultimate pet to meet women? A monkey or a dog?

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tec699

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If you wanted to go to your local park on a nice day what would you bring if you wanted to attract some women? A monkey or a pooch?

I'm thinking a chimp! You could dress him up in a pair of overalls, and some cool boots! Then I would have him wear a baseball cap! I would have him dance the jig as I sat at the bench checking out the girls. Of course I would have the monkey grab me some food and drinks because I would probably be hungry. Hey... nothing wrong with that!
Then for fun you could teach the chimp to give people the finger as they walked in front of you. That would be kinda cool I guess.

A dog is boring. What would you do with the dog if you brought him to the park? Maybe play some catch with a ball? BORING!

Or you could get a dog and have the monkey walk him around the park. That would be cute!

🙂
 
Originally posted by: yoda291
I don't think having poo thrown at them will attract women. But hey, you never know
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Chimps don't throw poo!! You might be thinking of a spider monkey! I wouldn't want that anyway. I'm talking about a chimp!
 
Originally posted by: tec699
Originally posted by: yoda291
I don't think having poo thrown at them will attract women. But hey, you never know
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Chimps don't throw poo!! You might be thinking of a spider monkey! I wouldn't want that anyway. I'm talking about a chimp!
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Uhh, yes they do...

Borrow someones baby. Tell them you volunteered to baby sit him/her to give your friend a day off.
 
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: tec699
Originally posted by: yoda291
I don't think having poo thrown at them will attract women. But hey, you never know
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Chimps don't throw poo!! You might be thinking of a spider monkey! I wouldn't want that anyway. I'm talking about a chimp!
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Uhh, yes they do...

Borrow someones baby. Tell them you volunteered to baby sit him/her to give your friend a day off.
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That is the best idea I've heard yet. If I was in Houston I would borrow my 5 year old niece, who looks small enough to be 3.
 
Originally posted by: tec699
Originally posted by: busmaster11
Have you guys ever heard of a sugar glider? Those things will surely do the trick...
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What's a sugar glider??

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Picture something with the intelligence, shape, and disposition of a monkey, all wrapped up into something cute and furry and the size of a hamster... It will stay in your shirt pocket for you to play with.
 
I stood outside the supermarket with my Pomeranian while waiting for someone to come out this past weekend. What a success he is at getting attention.
 
Originally posted by: busmaster11
Originally posted by: tec699
Originally posted by: busmaster11
Have you guys ever heard of a sugar glider? Those things will surely do the trick...
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What's a sugar glider??

😕
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Picture something with the intelligence, shape, and disposition of a monkey, all wrapped up into something cute and furry and the size of a hamster... It will stay in your shirt pocket for you to play with.
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Skip the Sugar Glider, they excrete a musk cloud when excited, & it reeks, they also require fresh fruit multiple types every day, it's a lot of work...

 
Originally posted by: busmaster11
Originally posted by: tec699
Originally posted by: busmaster11
Have you guys ever heard of a sugar glider? Those things will surely do the trick...
Click to expand...

What's a sugar glider??

😕
Click to expand...

Picture something with the intelligence, shape, and disposition of a monkey, all wrapped up into something cute and furry and the size of a hamster... It will stay in your shirt pocket for you to play with.
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Yea.. but can he get you a drink when you need one?

😕
 
Originally posted by: tec699
Originally posted by: yoda291
I don't think having poo thrown at them will attract women. But hey, you never know
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Chimps don't throw poo!! You might be thinking of a spider monkey! I wouldn't want that anyway. I'm talking about a chimp!
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Chimps not only throw crap, they will also randomly play with themselves, whiz on people/things, or do cool stuff like grabbing you and biting off one of your fingers for fun when they get a bit older. I worked at Yerkes Primate Research Center for a few years in college....trust me, chimps would make the worst. pet. ever.

Get a greyhound; they are unbelievable chick magnets. Not only are they beautiful dogs, but you get extra points for being a caring person who rescued a former racing dog that would have otherwise been put down.
 
Chimps not only throw crap, they will also randomly play with themselves, whiz on people/things, or do cool stuff like grabbing you and biting off one of your fingers for fun when they get a bit older.
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cool... :Q
 
You're bad Prodigy but you have good taste in numbers 😉 😛

I think a ferret works pretty well, although I've had good luck with my dogs 😀
 
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