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meltdown75

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Nov 17, 2004
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Originally posted by: Crono
Originally posted by: meltdown75
Originally posted by: Baked
Delete religion.
but then you'd have a religion made of religion-deleters.

Yup. It's happened before, and it will certainly happen again. Anything can become a religion.
and don't forget the religion-believers, who seem to recall some outlet for their faith which is mysteriously missing. see, you deleted religion and you already have 2 new religions. nuke Earth from orbit. it's the only way.
 

olds

Elite Member
Mar 3, 2000
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Originally posted by: eLiu
hold a blowjob contest

edit: but seriously I'd probably go about "correcting" social problems by killing everyone involved.
How many have you given so far?

 

destrekor

Lifer
Nov 18, 2005
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Originally posted by: meltdown75
Originally posted by: Baked
Delete religion.
but then you'd have a religion made of religion-deleters.

Us United Atheist League members are far better than you Allied Atheist Alliance folk. :p

But that was exactly what I was going to post: completely remove all religion from the world, by whatever means necessary.
However, the faith in a higher power could live on, and I wouldn't stop that. Simply, the texts, the stories and beliefs, in short - all the religious bullshit that accompanies the current faiths must go, but the original belief in a higher power, with no attached bullshit, could live on. You can't stop the mind from questioning and pondering the world.
 

Ramma2

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Jul 29, 2002
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Universal measuring system
Universal currency
Redesign the calendar so the months are all the same length.
Abolish Daylight Savings Time

Then retire.
 

nakedfrog

No Lifer
Apr 3, 2001
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Originally posted by: Ramma2
Universal measuring system
Universal currency
Redesign the calendar so the months are all the same length.
Abolish Daylight Savings Time

Then retire.

Are you James K. Polk or something?
 

zCypher

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Aug 18, 2002
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Money would be for leisure only and not a necessity to live. Every new house would be constructed in such a way that would make it 100% off-grid and include the capacity to grow at least part of its own food. The construction would borrow some sustainability concepts from the "Earthship" idea of Michael Reynolds, but made to fit in with existing communities.

Create a global standard for this type of construction where companies and individuals in the construction industry would need to be certified by an independent and peer-reviewed organization that takes into account the environmental impact of the construction at all levels and measures the 'sustainability' of the person or company applying for certification. Certification would be a prerequisite to obtain the needed licensing to operate in the industry.

Communities would sustain themselves by not needing to import or export anything critical to life, like food. Food would be grown within the communities, out-doors using techniques that respect biodiversity, natural/organic practice free of chemicals/pesticides and boosted only with water proven to contain the proper ratio of minerals and free of contaminants (or as much so as possible). In climates where the weather gets too cold for year-long out-door agriculture, the cold months would be supported by a combination of freezing produce grown earlier, and growing fresh produce year long in 'Earthship' greenhouses. Commercial importing of food would be prohibited unless they are certified to certain standards that match the community.

Energy could be provided by a combination of self-sufficient homes and a back-up grid wholly owned and run by the community itself, combining solar, hydro, wind and other. I've read about ways to extract energy from algae. Research into alternative energy would be highly pushed, or even mandatory. Communities would be set up in such a way that homes can assist one another in times of need, but stay energy independent (unless something were to go terribly wrong).

The communities could trade with other communities, exporting things they make and importing things they'd like to have but don't need to have in order to sustain their community. A community that sustains itself could not fall victim to economic tyranny.

People would be free to do as they please so long as what they do does not hurt others in any way. For example, there would be no "here's a $140 ticket because you're in a public park after 10pm".

If only it could be that simple...
 

Atheus

Diamond Member
Jun 7, 2005
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Immediately hand over control to an international comitee of far more competent people.

Originally posted by: zCypher
Money would be for leisure only and not a necessity to live. Every new house would be constructed in such a way that would make it 100% off-grid and include the capacity to grow at least part of its own food. The construction would borrow some sustainability concepts from the "Earthship" idea of Michael Reynolds, but made to fit in with existing communities.

Create a global standard for this type of construction where companies and individuals in the construction industry would need to be certified by an independent and peer-reviewed organization that takes into account the environmental impact of the construction at all levels and measures the 'sustainability' of the person or company applying for certification. Certification would be a prerequisite to obtain the needed licensing to operate in the industry.

Communities would sustain themselves by not needing to import or export anything critical to life, like food. Food would be grown within the communities, out-doors using techniques that respect biodiversity, natural/organic practice free of chemicals/pesticides and boosted only with water proven to contain the proper ratio of minerals and free of contaminants (or as much so as possible). In climates where the weather gets too cold for year-long out-door agriculture, the cold months would be supported by a combination of freezing produce grown earlier, and growing fresh produce year long in 'Earthship' greenhouses. Commercial importing of food would be prohibited unless they are certified to certain standards that match the community.

Energy could be provided by a combination of self-sufficient homes and a back-up grid wholly owned and run by the community itself, combining solar, hydro, wind and other. I've read about ways to extract energy from algae. Research into alternative energy would be highly pushed, or even mandatory. Communities would be set up in such a way that homes can assist one another in times of need, but stay energy independent (unless something were to go terribly wrong).

The communities could trade with other communities, exporting things they make and importing things they'd like to have but don't need to have in order to sustain their community. A community that sustains itself could not fall victim to economic tyranny.

People would be free to do as they please so long as what they do does not hurt others in any way. For example, there would be no "here's a $140 ticket because you're in a public park after 10pm".

If only it could be that simple...

Someones been readin their Marx.
 

nanette1985

Diamond Member
Oct 12, 2005
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I'd levy a tax of 1-cent a day for every person in the world to go directly to me. That's like 6 billion a day. That would take care of my immediate needs.

Then, I'd make sure the World Series is REALLY a world series.
 

alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: eLiu
hold a blowjob contest

edit: but seriously I'd probably go about "correcting" social problems by killing everyone involved.

would you win?

I'd put up a bounty for bringing forward any criminal.

I don't agree with many laws myself, but I think this would solve america's problem and get us back on a pro-nation kick.