what would be the best replacement for the handshake?

[brainhulk]

I have been refraining from offering to handshake for years. I will do it soley out of courtesy to the other party. Am I being hypochondriac much? or should society phase out this gesture?

I have some suggestions like maybe a simple nod, the crane technique? striking a pose (vogue, magnum, or bluesteel)?

 

[oynaz]

Am I being hypochondriac much?

Yes.

 

[DominionSeraph]

The brohoof /)(\

 

[Ancalagon44]

The crotch grab. More intimate.

 

[brainhulk]

The brohoof /)(\

that still permits the transfer of hoofborne pathogens D:

 

[fstime]

Eastern Asians got it right, the bow is the way to go.

No contact with the other party necessary.

 

[brainhulk]

Eastern Asians got it right, the bow is the way to go.

No contact with the other party necessary.

i no like to always look eye

 

[fstime]

i no like to always look eye

English?

 

[brainhulk]

English?

http://youtu.be/7BpwdhAhep0

 

[Dr. Zaus]

Kiss on the cheek.

MUCH more sanitary.

 

[dabuddha]

Groin bump of course!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLxAj-ewh-8

 

[slayer202]

phase it out. tell everyone who offers their hand that you don't shake hands because it's a silly gesture. it will catch on slowly

 

[Exterous]

butsecks

 

[dank69]

Swordfight

 

[chocobaR]

brofist

 

[lozina]

Rapid Intercourse

 

[Saint Nick]

Hi five

 

[darkewaffle]

Offer them a milkshake instead.

 

[5to1baby1in5]

The Hang Loose hand sign always worked in High School.

 

[surfsatwerk]

Yes.

:thumbsup:

 

[FoBoT]

elbow bump

 

[lxskllr]

sniff assholes. It seems to work well with dogs, and they're very social.

 

[SlitheryDee]

French Kiss.

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

What do you mean when they extend their open hand, that's not my cue to put my cock in it?

 

[feralkid]

Anal probe.