What would be a good parody title for this thread?

[sillymofo]

I came out to my best friend today........

I was thinking something of the reverse... something along the line of "into"...... but, I resisted. Damn, that was very difficult.... :beer:

Now, I'm not asking everyone to go and make a parody thread, just a hypothetical question about possible interesting thread titles, don't go and get your panties in a bunch now, ya hear?