What will you do if your 95 year old uber rich gramps finds 'true love' in the arms of a golddigger?

Braznor

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Yeah, yeah, sure it could be true love. Sure, it is your grandpa's life. But lets not just deny your heartburn about the fact that all your dreams about the inheritance he would upon bestow upon you just managed to bus away from your life just when you thought it was about to come true.

And this gold digger ain't just another gold digger. One sway of her cute little butt in her short tightass frock and you know your grandpa is putty in her hands. So with that goes any sense of hope that he may have secreted away money for you, out of her greedy little golddigging hands.

What would you feel and do in such a situation?
 

DietDrThunder

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It is his money and it isn't yours. He can do with it whatever he likes and it isn't any of your business. I'm sorry if you will no longer live the life of luxury you once expected, but go out and earn your own fortune.

Your other alternative is to get into shape and start showing sexual interest in your future step-grandma.

By the way, she isn't the only gold digger, you are as well.
 
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Six

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When I'm 95 years old and lonely, I hope to have a cute little butt in her short tightass pretending she digs me. That'd be nice.
 

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Darwin333

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I'd drive him to the doc to get his viagra RX and then to the pharmacy to fill it. If his doc won't write it due to his age I'd get one from my own doc for him. He'll be coming and going at the same time but at least he'd have a smile on his face.
 
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dasherHampton

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If you have a good relationship I would think they would take care of you regardless of catching some tail later in life.

You know who to really be careful of? The hospice nurses that are alone with relatives in the last stages of life. Right before he passed my dad swore that one of the nurses tried to get him to sign something several times.

We didn't know exactly what happened but we had the entire staff replaced anyway.
 

Darwin333

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If you have a good relationship I would think they would take care of you regardless of catching some tail later in life.

You know who to really be careful of? The hospice nurses that are alone with relatives in the last stages of life. Right before he passed my dad swore that one of the nurses tried to get him to sign something several times.

We didn't know exactly what happened but we had the entire staff replaced anyway.

Wouldn't that be uber suspicious if a person with living family all of a sudden, in his last months of life, decided to leave all or a substantial amount of his estate to a hospice worker? I would imagine that most courts would overrule that and even if they didn't the hospice nurse would be in for a long and expensive legal battle.
 

DaveSimmons

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Good for him, or if grandma gets herself a boy-toy.

Mine are gone already and weren't rich, but parents and grandparents are there to get you started in life not to fund your retirement.
 

dasherHampton

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Who knows what she was doing?

She might have been trying to gain access to one of my dad's accounts. My advice is: If you have an elderly relative in hospice and you can't be there personally install cameras in the house, especially if there is substantial money involved.

We didn't and if I could do it over again I would for sure. My dad's study contained all of his financial records. She was free to peruse them at her leisure with no one else present if she chose to.

You just don't think about it at the time.
 

Six

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If you have a good relationship I would think they would take care of you regardless of catching some tail later in life.

You know who to really be careful of? The hospice nurses that are alone with relatives in the last stages of life. Right before he passed my dad swore that one of the nurses tried to get him to sign something several times.

We didn't know exactly what happened but we had the entire staff replaced anyway.

Nothing would have happened after he passed, even if the nurse video taped him doing a video will, saying he's giving her/him everything. The laws and procedures in real life are long, boring, tedious...vastly different than the simple one signature, sign here on TV.

He's probably signing for refusal of meds.
 
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Prenup is made for this. If she still stays after you bring up she wont get any money when you die then go ahead and marry them if you really love them back.
 

IronWing

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Your gramps has known you your entire life. If this is all it takes to bump you off the inheritance, that's on you.

Near the end of my life, I'd much rather blow my stash on a babe than on medical bills.
 
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Ofc I know her remember this now. Did ANS need more money?

Thanks.

She did not had a great job at the time she met him. According to the wikipage she was a stripper at hte time.
Reminds of that movie with Richard Gere and Julia Roberts... Pretty woman.
 

Cozarkian

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What would I do? I would make financial plans for my own life and retirement without counting on a potential inheritance from my grandfather in those plans.

Your gramps has known you your entire life. If this is all it takes to bump you off the inheritance, that's on you.

To be fair, at 95, his grandfather might not remember most of his life, so it wouldn't matter how great of a grandchild he was.