What will heaven/hell be for you?

lozina

Lifer
Sep 10, 2001
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i dont understand the concept of heaven. is it a place where nothing bad ever happens to you? you never get hurt? people around you dont die? you dont have to work? everything is free? man fuck that. I would get sick of that so quickly!

life is better than any heaven i can imagine
 
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Lola

An amazing selection of ALL foods... never-ending variety and freshness.
Amazingly perfect soft sand beach with bath-water temped ocean
cool breeze that is constant
all the loved ones that have passed with me
the smell of sweet flowers lingering in the air

Sad thing is... I could have my "heaven on earth" if I stopped being so "by the book" and grabbed life.
 

clamum

Lifer
Feb 13, 2003
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Heaven: All my friends and family are there, there's unlimited alcohol and you never get a hangover.

Hell: No alcohol? lol j/k. I dunno really. Being alone I guess.
 

MrWizzard

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Mar 24, 2002
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Originally posted by: lozina
i dont understand the concept of heaven. is it a place where nothing bad ever happens to you? you never get hurt? people around you dont die? you dont have to work? everything is free? man fuck that. I would get sick of that so quickly!

life is better than any heaven i can imagine

I think heaven is to you is like a life outside the womb to a unborn child. Can't really understand it till you get there and untill you do it seems like it can't be as good as everyone says.
 
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Originally posted by: Lola
An amazing selection of ALL foods... never-ending variety and freshness.
Amazingly perfect soft sand beach with bath-water temped ocean
cool breeze that is constant
all the loved ones that have passed with me
the smell of sweet flowers lingering in the air

Sad thing is... I could have my "heaven on earth" if I stopped being so "by the book" and grabbed life.

by the horns?
 

sdifox

No Lifer
Sep 30, 2005
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heaven - a 3000u server farm hooked up to the internet trunk.
hell - sitting in that installation with no power.
 

Ns1

No Lifer
Jun 17, 2001
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Originally posted by: sdifox
heaven - a 3000u server farm hooked up to the internet trunk.
hell - sitting in that installation with no power.

spoken like a true geek
 

cdmccool

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Mar 21, 2006
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Heaven will be a true end for my soul.

Hell will be having to exist for eternity.
 

Gothgar

Lifer
Sep 1, 2004
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Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus
Originally posted by: Lola
An amazing selection of ALL foods... never-ending variety and freshness.
Amazingly perfect soft sand beach with bath-water temped ocean
cool breeze that is constant
all the loved ones that have passed with me
the smell of sweet flowers lingering in the air

Sad thing is... I could have my "heaven on earth" if I stopped being so "by the book" and grabbed life.

by the horns?

Dodge!
 

KeithTalent

Elite Member | Administrator | No Lifer
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Nov 30, 2005
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Heaven: being able to eat, drink, and do whatever else I want, with my friends and family, and without ever having any adverse effects on my body.

Hell: being strapped to a chair in front of a giant screen, Clockwork Orange style, while Rachael Ray programs and zanejohnson threads are flashed in front of my eyes over and over and over and over and over for all eternity.

KT
 

JulesMaximus

No Lifer
Jul 3, 2003
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Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus
Originally posted by: Lola
An amazing selection of ALL foods... never-ending variety and freshness.
Amazingly perfect soft sand beach with bath-water temped ocean
cool breeze that is constant
all the loved ones that have passed with me
the smell of sweet flowers lingering in the air

Sad thing is... I could have my "heaven on earth" if I stopped being so "by the book" and grabbed life.

by the horns?

Boo!!! :|

Throws copy of 'War and Peace' at DisgruntledVirus.
 

MrPickins

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May 24, 2003
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Hell is living with an eyelash in your eye for all eternity.

Heaven, I dunno...
 

Beev

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If heaven exists, and for some reason I'm actually allowed in, I want it to be whatever i want it to be at any time. IE, allowed to go on a virtual (spiritual?) GTA spree (where no one really gets hurt of course), the ability to bone Natalie Portman for centuries on end, every video game past present or future that I want to play, ANY food I ever want ever. Stuff like that.

Hell for me would be a place with no hot chicks, no video games, shit food. Basically the reverse of what I want my heaven to be like.