What will happen if a US army Humvee driver kidnap a hippo baby and hide inside the car..

TheNinja

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All signs point to YES!

I doubt most of you can even FATHOM the raw strength, and intelligence of a standard hippo. I'm confident that 1 or more would have no trouble overturning and/or destroying the humvee
 

waggy

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Dec 14, 2000
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haha ok i was going to come in and flame you. but the sig made the post. great sig!
 

spanky

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Jun 19, 2001
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baby hippos are friggin heavy, no? how does the driver get the hippo in the car?
 

Rogue

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Jan 28, 2000
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It's an up-armored HMMWV we're talking about here, right? Acoording to the first link I found on Google, a hippo weighs between 3525 to 7055 pounds and an up-armored HMMWV weighs about 5500 pounds, so I say it's a close match. I'll give manueverability to the HMMWV and deep water fording to the hippo, but I say it's an even match. :D
 

waggy

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Originally posted by: bigrash
what is it with you and your obsession with hippos?

as long as he does not like his women to look like hippos! not that anyething is wrong with that. fat women need love too!! they just gotta pay!
 

Howard

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It would be "les hippos" and not "le hippos" unless "hippos" is singular and masculine.