What what what in the butt?

FoBoT

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is there bigger fail than being a suicide bomber and not killing anyone else besides yourself
sort of defeats the porpoise
 

ChanHo78

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Originally posted by: FoBoT
is there bigger fail than being a suicide bomber and not killing anyone else besides yourself
sort of defeats the porpoise

think he still gets his 72 virgins? :p
 

lupi

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"Thankfully on this occasion the victim escaped because the bomber's body appears to have suppressed the force of the blast."





for the lulz
 

BudAshes

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Originally posted by: lupi
"Thankfully on this occasion the victim escaped because the bomber's body appears to have suppressed the force of the blast."





for the lulz

No virgins for him.
 

theflyingpig

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I wish that was caught on video. There is nothing more beautiful than watching a human body explode. What a wonderful thing it would have been to actually witness a man explode from his own ass. I'm sure that his guts were strewn across the room forming exquisite patterns of blood and gore on the prince's walls. His upper torso must have also been mostly intact. I wonder how it flew off from the rest of his body -- did it go straight up, or did it shoot off at some odd angle? I can imagine that his face is locked in his final expression. I want to see it. I want to use it as inspiration for my next painting.
 

BrownTown

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Originally posted by: theflyingpig
I wish that was caught on video. There is nothing more beautiful than watching a human body explode. What a wonderful thing it would have been to actually witness a man explode from his own ass. I'm sure that his guts were strewn across the room forming exquisite patterns of blood and gore on the prince's walls. His upper torso must have also been mostly intact. I wonder how it flew off from the rest of his body -- did it go straight up, or did it shoot off at some odd angle? I can imagine that his face is locked in his final expression. I want to see it. I want to use it as inspiration for my next painting.

ummm, hope they have paint supplies in the looney bin for you...
 

BudAshes

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Originally posted by: theflyingpig
I wish that was caught on video. There is nothing more beautiful than watching a human body explode. What a wonderful thing it would have been to actually witness a man explode from his own ass. I'm sure that his guts were strewn across the room forming exquisite patterns of blood and gore on the prince's walls. His upper torso must have also been mostly intact. I wonder how it flew off from the rest of his body -- did it go straight up, or did it shoot off at some odd angle? I can imagine that his face is locked in his final expression. I want to see it. I want to use it as inspiration for my next painting.

sexy
 

mekon

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Originally posted by: theflyingpig
I wish that was caught on video. There is nothing more beautiful than watching a human body explode. What a wonderful thing it would have been to actually witness a man explode from his own ass. I'm sure that his guts were strewn across the room forming exquisite patterns of blood and gore on the prince's walls. His upper torso must have also been mostly intact. I wonder how it flew off from the rest of his body -- did it go straight up, or did it shoot off at some odd angle? I can imagine that his face is locked in his final expression. I want to see it. I want to use it as inspiration for my next painting.

Wow Dexter entered the room....
 

ConstipatedVigilante

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He said: "He surprised me by blowing himself up."

:laugh:

I wish that was caught on video. There is nothing more beautiful than watching a human body explode. What a wonderful thing it would have been to actually witness a man explode from his own ass. I'm sure that his guts were strewn across the room forming exquisite patterns of blood and gore on the prince's walls. His upper torso must have also been mostly intact. I wonder how it flew off from the rest of his body -- did it go straight up, or did it shoot off at some odd angle? I can imagine that his face is locked in his final expression. I want to see it. I want to use it as inspiration for my next painting.

You could have written that waaay better, troll.
 

Freshgeardude

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This should be in P&N so I can argue the fact that even muslims kill muslims and how its not different in the case between hamas and israel.