2 days ago, my buddy and i go to the local apple store. it was packed, and every single person looked like they just walked out of an apple commercial, trying their best to conform to the non-conformist mold. anyway, i walk over to the software shelf (note singular) and lo and behold, 10 different Sim games, Civ4, CoD2 and Lego Star Wars. I turned to the Dane Cook-wannabe "genius" and asked him "where's oregon trail?" answer: "is that a PC game? cuz we can do windows games better than PC's"
i didn't know whether to laugh or cry.