What was your first date like?

[yllus]

My story:

I was pretty nervous. Had just gotten my driver's licence but I didn't tell her that, as she was a year older and I didn't want to harp on that differences that implied. She looked hot in a skirt, I had dressed fairly casual. We watched a movie. She put her head on my shoulder. We had bubble tea afterwards. I was too chickensh!t to make a move throughout. Eventually, she quit trying to nudge me into taking a first step and our love went unrequited. We ceased being even just friends after that, and she went on to date a total moron who did however look pretty good. Ah, young love! Sure don't miss that sh*t!

What's your story?

 

[erikistired]

dude i'm like 800 years old like i remember that stuff.

 

[Chiboy]

She was experienced, I wasnt... I was nervous so she wanted me to see what it was like & we made out for a while. I dumped her after she turned a lesbian.

 

[jonmullen]

Originally posted by: yllus
My story:

I was pretty nervous. Had just gotten my driver's licence but I didn't tell her that, as she was a year older and I didn't want to harp on that differences that implied. She looked hot in a skirt, I had dressed fairly casual. We watched a movie. She put her head on my shoulder. We had bubble tea afterwards. I was too chickensh!t to make a move throughout. Eventually, she quit trying to nudge me into taking a first step and our love went unrequited. We ceased being even just friends after that, and she went on to date a total moron who did however look pretty good. Ah, young love! Sure don't miss that sh*t!

What's your story?

and then you woke up today.

 

[rickn]

Originally posted by: Chiboy
She was experienced, I wasnt... I was nervous so she wanted me to see what it was like & we made out for a while. I dumped her after she turned a lesbian.

man, you turned her into a lesbo? I hope you got "their" phone number

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: rickn

Originally posted by: Chiboy
She was experienced, I wasnt... I was nervous so she wanted me to see what it was like & we made out for a while. I dumped her after she turned a lesbian.

man, you turned her into a lesbo? I hope you got "their" phone number

If you think people can be "turned" into lesbians, let me have a shot at turning you into teh homo.

 

[rocadelpunk]

movie and icecream and then went to parking lot and just talked.

neither of us wanted to night to end.

led to 1.5 yr relationship

 

[Chiboy]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: rickn

Originally posted by: Chiboy
She was experienced, I wasnt... I was nervous so she wanted me to see what it was like & we made out for a while. I dumped her after she turned a lesbian.

man, you turned her into a lesbo? I hope you got "their" phone number

If you think people can be "turned" into lesbians, let me have a shot at turning you into teh homo.

LOL! :beer:

 

[vshah]

movie, ice cream, long walk through deserted streets.
dated for about 3 months, turned out to be a psycho....

-Vivan

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: rickn

Originally posted by: Chiboy
She was experienced, I wasnt... I was nervous so she wanted me to see what it was like & we made out for a while. I dumped her after she turned a lesbian.

man, you turned her into a lesbo? I hope you got "their" phone number

If you think people can be "turned" into lesbians, let me have a shot at turning you into teh homo.

Hah, always the opportunist.

 

[yllus]

Originally posted by: jonmullen

Originally posted by: yllus
My story:

I was pretty nervous. Had just gotten my driver's licence but I didn't tell her that, as she was a year older and I didn't want to harp on that differences that implied. She looked hot in a skirt, I had dressed fairly casual. We watched a movie. She put her head on my shoulder. We had bubble tea afterwards. I was too chickensh!t to make a move throughout. Eventually, she quit trying to nudge me into taking a first step and our love went unrequited. We ceased being even just friends after that, and she went on to date a total moron who did however look pretty good. Ah, young love! Sure don't miss that sh*t!

What's your story?

and then you woke up today.

Uhh. Yes. I've been posting while in a coma all these years.

Thanks for the bump anyways, you worthless retard.

 

[Taggart]

Saw Jerry Maguire. Drove to a school parking lot and made out. We had been friends for a while before that. I think that relationship lasted a year.

 

[rickn]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: rickn

Originally posted by: Chiboy
She was experienced, I wasnt... I was nervous so she wanted me to see what it was like & we made out for a while. I dumped her after she turned a lesbian.

man, you turned her into a lesbo? I hope you got "their" phone number

If you think people can be "turned" into lesbians, let me have a shot at turning you into teh homo.

tsk tsk nebor. batter up

 

[Ameesh]

well my first date was with a girl named heather, for some inexplicable reason she had a crush on me and invited me to her halloween party as her date, this was in 7th grade, i dressed up as some wierd ghoul or something and she of course dressed up as a princesses or some sh!t (yes i know i am a jackass for not htink to match with her) well i got to her house and we talked a little bit, i was super shy at that point and so i just found a corner to camp out in, thats when my worst fear was realized, they turned on the music and she wanted to dance, needless to say i was reluctant as i had never danced before, but i obliged her. well after about 3 slow dances in a row i racked up the nerve to move my hands onto her ass, which i extremly nervously gave a gentle squeeze. she seemed to like it as she kissed me and nibbled on my left ear. i think i had wood for like two weeks after that. anyway, my parents came to pick me up after that and I went home. we passed notes in school for like a week or two and then it just waned off. haha well thats my first date.

 

[Curly01]

It was a beautiful experience. We went to the prom, I was a freshman and she was senior. Everyone was staring at us. We danced to fast and slow dances. We really connected as if we knew each other for years. Then our mom came and picked my sister and I up.

 

[Excelsior]

Took her to my place and performed oral sex on her.

 

[rickn]

Originally posted by: Excelsior
Took her to my place and performed oral sex on her.

you talked to her all night? how boring

 

[RagingBITCH]

Unofficially, went out with this chick back in high school and took her to homecoming.

Officially, it was first year of college. Met this chick who came into work a lot and got her number. Anyway, took her out for dinner and then to Speedzone. I was pretty nervous and tried really hard to make conversation. At the end of the date, we watched some tv at her house and got a sweet kiss on the lips with some tongue (my first kiss). I ended up just "losing it" so to speak and called her the next day like a desperate retard. We never went out after that.

 

[Pandaren]

My first date wasn't until college, and it was a fairly casual dinner. It was fun but not particularly memorable and didn't lead to anything else.

A more recent date about a year ago comes to mind. I called up a girl I'd known in high school, though I knew it probably wouldn't lead anywhere. She was a cute, sweet, and innocent looking thing - a bit naive and devoutly Christian. And I was a godless infidel. And I was feeling badass.

I asked her to play miniature golf, so we played a game at a local golf course. Neither of us had played in awhile so we didn't do all that well, but I have fairly good coordination and gave her a sound thrashing at every part of the course (hey, I'm not the kind of guy who likes to loose ). Haha, she must have been getting frustrated because she was saying "ooooh I want to win" so forth.

We chilled for awhile after that and caught up on old stuff. Then she went back to school across the country and I haven't seen her since. Yeah. :thumbsup:

We need a drunken hookup thread. I can tell a much better story there.

 

[DaWhim]

not a real date yet.

 

[Anubis]

no that was like 10 years ago, i dont remember what i had for dinner last week let alone some crap from 10 years ago

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: rickn

Originally posted by: Excelsior
Took her to my place and performed oral sex on her.

you talked to her all night? how boring

 

[Chaotic42]

Blind date or non?

Ah, well.

On the blind date I went to the wrong house and thought that the girl in the yard was my date. 20 minutes later I realized I was wrong .

I picked the girl up, found she wasn't all that attractive, but maybe she was cool. She wasn't. She was creepy. Like stalker creepy. We saw Battlefield Earth, which I didn't pay any attention to, I was too busy trying to figure out a way to bail the freak out of this date. I dropped her off, she offered sex, I said no, and I never messed with her again. She called me maybe 18 times in the next few days. I told the guy who set us up to get her off of my case, and I never saw her again.

On the first non-blind date, the girl asked me to take her to dinner. My friend worked at the best (er, most expensive) local restaurant. He got me a good table and a good deal, I ended up paying $8/shrimp for her dinner (I lived in a shrimping town). We talked, she got ate up by mosquitos. I decided that she was friendly enough, but a space cadet. I just said "Well, see you later" and we remained friends.

 

[Juno]

Never had any real dates.

I usually hook up with hot chicks and some of the hook-ups led into relationships.

But this time, I'm getting a '04 Nissan Xterra and it's time to recruit chicks!

 

[imported_Aelius]

No in person dates.

I have been asked out half a dozen times and said no for various reasons. I have a knack for connecting with girls like that *snaps fingers* but most of them turn me off for one reason or another.

All the hot girls I liked have always had BFs and I can't bring myself to break up a relationship that appears to be working. That just wouldn't be right or more than likely I'm just naive.

I probably should have scored myself a nice girl by now regardless of their BFs.

Oh well, one will come along.