Okay...picture this. 8th Grade. Cafeteria. I'm sitting at the "geek" table, and right across the way is the "hottie" table. I had become pretty good friends with the HOTTEST girl(she looks EXACTLY like Heather Locklear) in the school. I had already told her that I wanted to go out with her...and after that...things got kinda weird. We were still really good friends though.
Anyhoo, I had been talking to a few girls at the time, all of whom I had never personally met. My friend came over once, and we called them. I started to like one of them, and before you know it...we were "hooked up".
So back to the cafeteria. I had just found out that "hottie" had broken up with her Junior boyfriend. It was pretty evident that she was a mess because of this. Anyways, during lunch I think my friends were talking about sports or something and then my friends tell me to turn around.
There she was....blonde hair, 5'7(she was TALL!)...and she was shakin that perty booty my way. She tells me, "paul...Josh broke up with me". I tell her, with mixed emotions, "Sorry, I'm taken".
I am such a dumbass. We talked occassionally after that, but then she moved. The last month of my 8th grade year, over the phone, I asked her out 28 times.
She is currently homeschooling because she has too many guys obsessing over her.
Paul
-wishes he could forget about it...but it is damn funny.