I remember hearing/telling this joke back in Kindergarten or 1st grade... for whatever reason it was hilarious back then, although it isn't quite as funny now.
What I can recall of the joke:
Little Johnny goes to school one day, and his teacher gives all the students a homework assignment: to learn the first four letters of the alphabet before class the next day.
Johnny walks home and approaches his sister, who is arguing with a friend on the phone. He asks, "Sis, what's the first letter of the alphabet?" Ignoring him, she continues screaming into the phone, "SHUT THE FVCK UP, YOU STUPID B!TCH!"
Johnny hurries away and goes into the living room where his dad is watching an important football game on TV. Johnny walks over and asks, "Hey dad, what's the second letter of the alphabet?" At that same time a touchdown is scored, and his dad jumps up yelling, "YES, YES, YES!"
Johnny wanders into another room where his brother is watching cartoons. He asks, "Do you know the third letter of the alphabet?" His brother thrusts his fist up into the air and shouts, "SUPERMAN!"
Finally, Johnny goes into the kitchen where smoke is billowing out of the oven. "Hey mom, what's the fourth letter of the alphabet?" His mother is running around, frantic, screaming, "MY BUNS ARE BURNING, MY BUNS ARE BURNING!"
The next day, Johnny goes to school. His teacher asks the class, "So, did anyone find out what the first letter of the alphabet is?"
Johnny stands up and screams, "SHUT THE FVCK UP, YOU STUPID B!TCH!"
Alarmed, the teacher exclaims, "That language is inexcusable, young man! Do you want to go to the principal's office?"
Johnny continues, "YES, YES, YES!"
The teachers sends him to the principal's office, and the principal asks him, "Son, who do you think you are?"
Johnny thrusts his fist up into the air and exclaims, "SUPERMAN!"
Astonished at the boy's behavior, the principal gives him a sound thrashing. "What do you think of your actions now, young man?"
Johnny runs out of the principal's office screaming, "MY BUNS ARE BURNING, MY BUNS ARE BURNING!"
So... what was the first joke you can remember telling?
What I can recall of the joke:
Little Johnny goes to school one day, and his teacher gives all the students a homework assignment: to learn the first four letters of the alphabet before class the next day.
Johnny walks home and approaches his sister, who is arguing with a friend on the phone. He asks, "Sis, what's the first letter of the alphabet?" Ignoring him, she continues screaming into the phone, "SHUT THE FVCK UP, YOU STUPID B!TCH!"
Johnny hurries away and goes into the living room where his dad is watching an important football game on TV. Johnny walks over and asks, "Hey dad, what's the second letter of the alphabet?" At that same time a touchdown is scored, and his dad jumps up yelling, "YES, YES, YES!"
Johnny wanders into another room where his brother is watching cartoons. He asks, "Do you know the third letter of the alphabet?" His brother thrusts his fist up into the air and shouts, "SUPERMAN!"
Finally, Johnny goes into the kitchen where smoke is billowing out of the oven. "Hey mom, what's the fourth letter of the alphabet?" His mother is running around, frantic, screaming, "MY BUNS ARE BURNING, MY BUNS ARE BURNING!"
The next day, Johnny goes to school. His teacher asks the class, "So, did anyone find out what the first letter of the alphabet is?"
Johnny stands up and screams, "SHUT THE FVCK UP, YOU STUPID B!TCH!"
Alarmed, the teacher exclaims, "That language is inexcusable, young man! Do you want to go to the principal's office?"
Johnny continues, "YES, YES, YES!"
The teachers sends him to the principal's office, and the principal asks him, "Son, who do you think you are?"
Johnny thrusts his fist up into the air and exclaims, "SUPERMAN!"
Astonished at the boy's behavior, the principal gives him a sound thrashing. "What do you think of your actions now, young man?"
Johnny runs out of the principal's office screaming, "MY BUNS ARE BURNING, MY BUNS ARE BURNING!"
So... what was the first joke you can remember telling?
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