what was that website that wrote wedding speeches?

[kermalou]

i know you people are good.....really goood

 

[GasX]

too lazy to google

that's pretty fvcking lazy...

 

[DainBramaged]

Not to mention that you are too lazy to write your own goddamn speech.

 

[KLin]

holy sh!t you're the laziest SOB out there. :thumbsdown:

 

[gigapet]

stop slapping the salami for 10 seconds and DAFS!

 

[new2AMD]

Too lazy to search but have plenty of time to create this thread and keep checking back?

 

[mflacy]

The vows have been read,
The cake has been cut;
Let's hope that (bride's name),
Don't grow a big butt!

Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: mflacy
The vows have been read,
The cake has been cut;
Let's hope that (bride's name),
Don't grow a big butt!

Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.

But yeah, seriously. Your buddy chose you to be the best man. Do him the honour of writing your own fvcking speech, you assbandit.

- M4H

 

[jst0ney]

Too lazy to google but motivated enough to post here. Nef said

 

[kermalou]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: mflacy
The vows have been read,
The cake has been cut;
Let's hope that (bride's name),
Don't grow a big butt!

Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.

But yeah, seriously. Your buddy chose you to be the best man. Do him the honour of writing your own fvcking speech, you assbandit.

- M4H

first of all, i aint the best man, fvcktard

second of all, i just want to do some research on the companies, i remember reading about it here before and thought one of you lifers would have the link.

 

[kermalou]

link 1

link 2

and one thing i noticed, every one of these speeches had one line in common in one variation or another:

Do you know what, this is not the first time I have got off a warm seat holding a piece of paper in my hand, today.