what was that suicide by masturbation sig?

[Walleye]

im looking for the test for that suicide by masturbation sig. i need it! i want it! i get sexual favors from women if i get it! well, maybe not that much... well, maybe at least i'll get some nudie pics... but i need it.!!!

 

[Barnaby W. Füi]

*something* like..

12 hours after I had decided to end it all, and had written the note, I realized that a slow, painless death by masturbation wasn't working.

 

[thawolfman]

Fausto1?

edit - or not? 😱

 

[Heisenberg]

Originally posted by: thawolfman
Fausto1?

I think it used to be his, but it's not anymore.

 

[Walleye]

who? WHO!!!?!?!?!?!

think! sexual favors! 😀

 

[Aquaman]

Sixteen hours after deciding to end it all and writing the note, I realized that my plan for a slow, but painless death of suicide by masturbation was not working.

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[zsouthboy]

Originally posted by: Walleye
im looking for the test for that suicide by masturbation sig. i need it! i want it! i get sexual favors from women if i get it! well, maybe not that much... well, maybe at least i'll get some nudie pics... but i need it.!!!

You must share the nude pics!

😀

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Heisenberg

Originally posted by: thawolfman
Fausto1?

I think it used to be his, but it's not anymore.

Yes it is dammit! A friend has my current one on her business card and I thought I'd use it for a bit. I'll never abandon the other one since it seems to get a chuckle out of people occasionally. This isn't the first time someone started a thread about the "masturbation sig". 😉

 

[Rastus]

Sixteen hours after deciding to end it all and writing the note, I realized that my plan for a slow but painless suicide by masturbation was not working.

I think it was all just a cry for help.

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

Originally posted by: zsouthboy

Originally posted by: Walleye
im looking for the test for that suicide by masturbation sig. i need it! i want it! i get sexual favors from women if i get it! well, maybe not that much... well, maybe at least i'll get some nudie pics... but i need it.!!!

You must share the nude pics!

😀

:Q

 

[MichaelD]

After 16 hours of jerkin' the gherkin, I decided my plan weren't workin'. I slithered and slided, with a knife, my jugular divided...and I dieded. (di-ded).

😕

It sounded better when I phrased it out-loud....damn, I'll leave now.

 

[Adul]

check out the link in my sig to the quote DB.
quotes.shadow-lands.net

or click here. It was quoted by fautso.

 

[Rastus]

Adul,

You should add Yawmark's sig to the quotes. Even though he's been gone for years, it's still one of the best.

I am Dyslexic of Borg
Your ass will be laminated