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What was THAT? (a stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

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Brutuskend

Lifer
A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable infidelity. Suddenly, the woman reaches over and slices the man's penis off.

Angrily, she tosses it out the car window.

Driving behind the couple is a man and his 9-year-old daughter. The little girl was just chatting away at her father when, all of a sudden, the penis smacks the pickup on the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off.

Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"

Not wanting to expose his nine-year-old daughter to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey."

The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes she says, "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"



 
I did that joke in this thread:

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.cfm?catid=38&threadid=1136280&FTVAR_MSGDBTABLE=

http://subscriber.anandtech.com/messageview.cfm?catid=38&threadid=1136280&FTVAR_MSGDBTABLE=

Originally posted by: Krueger81
Originally posted by: pyonir
cut off his penis and throw it out the window of a moving automobile.
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in the middle of an intersection at best 🙂 or on an interstate. 🙂

Phil
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I can see it now...

She throws it out the window and it slams into the windshield of the car behind her. The man driving turns to his buddy and says, "HOLY SH!T!! Did you see the size of the dick on that bug??!!??"

😛
 
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